Post any predictions you'd like to make for the upcoming season that most people wouldn't see coming. Also can come back to this thread at any time during the season for weekly bold predictions or for bold predictions deeper into the season.

A Raiders coach will last until week 8

This is the thread we're going to come back to when we want to mock Burdur.

I have a lot of really good, really bold ones. But I'm gonna wait to try to get at least one bold prediction with 90% success rate for each team before I post.

BOLD PREDICTION: Sam Bradford will play in all 16 games this year.

Joe Philbin will be fired.

^ That was legit one of mine

You didn't predict that anywhere did you?

I was going to.

Lying ass.

The Dolphins have been 8-8 last two years. They're like the Cowboys.

If Sam Bradford plays 16 games I've got him...

4500 yards +,
35 TDs +
< 15 INTs

Eeyen wrote:

Sam Bradford plays 16 games

Very bold prediction

- Vincent Jackson has an equal or better year than Mike Evans. (fantasy points)

- The Panthers are top 3 in total rushing yards.

- The Saints offense is one of the best in the league.

- Eli throws 20+ INT again.

- Alfred Morris has the most all purpose yards of all RB's in the NFC East barring an injury.

- Adrian Peterson, Teddy Bridgewater & Mike Wallace are all borderline Pro Bowlers. Everson Griffen is top 5 in sacks. Vikings make the playoffs.

- Golden Tate has a 100 reception season / is just as good as last season if not better.

- CJ1K (total yards)

- The Jets finish with a better record than the Rams.

- The Jets finish second in division / make the playoffs. The Jets beat the Patriots twice.

- The Dolphins finish below .500 / Philbin gets fired.

- Bortles finishes with a 2:1 or better TD:INT ratio.

- The Titans finish with a better record than the Texans & Jaguars. They will win between 7 to 10 games.

- Justin Forsett finishes between top 6-10 in fantasy points among RB's.

- The Bengals regress in many stat categories defensively (possibly offensively as well).

- I want to say the Browns defense is elite this season but the offense will be such a mess that I don't know if they'll really show it or not. I expect a lot of pretty low scored Browns games tho.

- If Johnny Manziel plays close to half the games, the Browns will have more wins under Manziel than under McCown.

Gronk is gonna get hurt and miss a significant portion of the season again

[quote="Burder"]- Vincent Jackson has an equal or better year than Mike Evans. (fantasy points)
(Nah)

- The Panthers are top 3 in total rushing yards.
(Maybe)

- The Saints offense is one of the best in the league.
(Meh)

- Eli throws 20+ INT again.
(Probable)

- Alfred Morris has the most all purpose yards of all RB's in the NFC East barring an injury.

- Adrian Peterson, Teddy Bridgewater & Mike Wallace are all borderline Pro Bowlers. Everson Griffen is top 5 in sacks. Vikings make the playoffs.
(Nigga you need to stop pretending like Mike Wallace is even above average )

- Golden Tate has a 100 reception season / is just as good as last season if not better.
(If Calvin gets injured)

- CJ1K (total yards)


- The Jets finish with a better record than the Rams. (Maybe)

- The Jets finish second in division / make the playoffs. The Jets beat the Patriots twice. (Fuck No)

- The Dolphins finish below .500 / Philbin gets fired.
(Nah)

- Bortles finishes with a 2:1 or better TD:INT ratio.
(Could see it)

- The Titans finish with a better record than the Texans & Jaguars. They will win between 7 to 10 games.
(no.....)

- Justin Forsett finishes between top 6-10 in fantasy points among RB's.


- The Bengals regress in many stat categories defensively (possibly offensively as well. (Maybe)

- I want to say the Browns defense is elite this season but the offense will be such a mess that I don't know if they'll really show it or not. I expect a lot of pretty low scored Browns games tho.
(They're solid)

- If Johnny Manziel plays close to half the games, the Browns will have more wins under Manziel than under McCown.
(Hell no)

Not a bold prediction, but if Eli throws more than 20 INTs w/ the talent at his disposal this year, fire everyone. I know the offensive line sucks...but damn.

I think Jameis Winston will lead the league in INTs...but that's probably not bold tho

That ain't bold. Not happening either. But he'll likely have a lot of them.

Not happening? Have you not seen the way this nigga plays before?

And it's not totally uncharacteristic for rookie QB's to have huge TO margins than others.

Well if it's so likely to happen I guess another bold prediction of mine will be that Winston doesn't lead the league in INT's.

Fitzpatrick will be 2nd

Fitzpatrick is gonna be good. He had a solid 2:1 TD-INT ratio last season. He can manage games and that's all he needs to do with our defense. His other stats might not be majorly impressive but his INT count is gonna be low. A little under 10 I think even if he plays all 16 games.