StraightEdge Rurouni
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 |  Subject: Just a promo for fun Sat Mar 14, 2015 5:09 am | |
| XWA.COM XCLUSIVE
The camera tunes in as the infamous Brian Johnson appears on screen, "Welcome ladies and gentleman to an XWA exclusive interview! Today I'm going to try and get a word from our current wor-" Midway through his sentence however, Johnson stops short as a very familiar group of masked men walk in front of the camera. "What the hell, don't you see I'm trying to run a segment here?!"
The smallest of the trio stops, and immediately gets in the face of the cocky interviewer, oddly stepping up all the way to the tips of his toes to match Brian's height. "Nande? Nan to īmashita yarō!"
"W-what?" Suddenly Johnson is questioning his choice to not just restart his segment.
"What my friend here is saying is, fuck off." The man who speaks this time is definitely familiar as Black Dragons steps into scene.
"Y-you aren't supposed to be back here, all of you were terminated ages ago!"
"Ah, but rules like that aren't any fun! Rurouni here is just trying to put on a tough guy act anyway." the final member of the famous trio steps, revealing Giselle von Wolf. "All we want is to have a bit of fun, and we aren't leaving until the fun is done."
"SECURITY! You three have missed up now! You think I'm still a joke don't you? You think I'm just going to let the three of you treat me like nothing. I'M BRIAN JOHNSON DAMN IT! I AM THE VOICE OF VEND-" He's interrupted as Dragon grabs him by the collar.
"What kind of nonsense is that, Joey Miles makes more sense than you and I hate that guy."
"Oh Dragon, lets bring him along! I'm sure we can break him of that tough exterior!"
The color in Brian's face drains as the Guys With Masks all seem to nod in agreement. "Oh, I'm sure you and Rurouni will have lots of fun, I'm going to head off, you three better not have too much fun without me!"
Later in the night
The room is dim, with a lone light in the middle hovering over Brian Johnson strapped to a chair. He looks defeated, shamed. His nice suit looking the rags of the homeless. "Please, just let me go..."
The camera then turns to show Giselle playing Guitar Hero III of all things while Rurouni watches in amazement. The Wolf of Germany is jamming out to Knights of Cydonia as he replies to the defeated interviewer. "Why would I do that? Next up is strip poker followed by naked twister!"
"Kill me now..."
"That can be arranged," replies the voice of Dragon as he steps in, "Jesus Giselle, I figured you actually beat the crap out of him, this is just torture at this point."
"I'm going to get you all arrested damn it!"
"Pffffft, T.K. basically left Mack to die in a warehouse and he's still fine, for whatever reason pro wrestlers in this company just get away with things!"
"I know, isn't it great! It almost makes me want to start singing!"
"Please don't."
"There was once an arrogant man!
Who had a nice plan!
But just as the night began,
He upset a son of Japan!
Now he's in our house!
Squealing like a little mou-"
"Shut it! No one likes your bloody poems. You think I'm a coward do you?"
"Yes" All three men reply in unison.
"Well I'm not, I've changed. None of you mean anything, what a few cheap tag championships, one of you literally has never even wrestled a match in this company!"
Rurouni jumps up and kicks him in the face knocking the chair clean over as Johnson hits the floor. "You really had to go and blow our fun. Guess we'll just leave you here then."
"Yeah, if you didn't want to come you should have just said so, jeeze..."
The three men start to leave, "No, you can't leave me like this!"
Just as they're about to walk out the door, Giselle pulls out a remote. "You're right! You'll need some music!" He clicks a button and walks out. The sounds of one of Giselle's many poems is heard as Brian screams into the fading of the segment. |
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Gopher
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| | Subject: Re: Just a promo for fun Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:18 pm | |
| Return to the fed.  |
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Batman
I am Batman
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Age : 28
Location : Learning maturity
| | Subject: Re: Just a promo for fun Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:22 pm | |
|  wtf. How you gonna write a good ass promo and then not do anything with it, you dick tease? |
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StraightEdge Rurouni
WTF Its StraightEdge
Posts : 1649
Join date : 2013-07-19
Age : 30
Location : That Place Where Nothing Interesting Happens
| | Subject: Re: Just a promo for fun Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:34 pm | |
|  Thing is, I wrote this on a whim after finally reading one of the few promos of mine I really enjoyed. I'm not going to get all hyped, return and no-show again, not worth anyone else's effort. If I keep having the motivation to write promos, I'll look into a return, but as it stands, it's like I said earlier. Not going to return for more than a one off at this point in time. |
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Batman
I am Batman
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Age : 28
Location : Learning maturity
| | Subject: Re: Just a promo for fun Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:36 pm | |
| Ok. It's easier now anyway. It's turn-based, if that means anything.  |
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