David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution"

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Subject: Re: David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution" Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:54 am

After the backstage segment from Cultural Experience, the show returns from a commercial break where the crowd is already geared up from tonight's action, after seeing the likes of Greg Samuel and Evan Flare already compete. They are also excited after the developings in the XWA World Heavyweight Championship tournament last week, where XWA Hall of Famer Caleb Spires lost to EG Deal, making it two weeks on the bounces The Elite One has been on the wrong end of the match. EG Deal is now seen to be a major player in the World Title tournament, but after his victory last week, David Michaels got the chance to pick his opponent...and The Showstealer has his sights set on the giant superstar!

Cedar:
"Welcome back to Vendetta ladies and gentlemen where we are in full swing here tonight, with our main event here tonight being a cloud nine riding EG Deal against an attitude changed David Michaels, Adam."

Dennis:
"Yes, this should be an interesting main event here tonight. Michaels won his match against Greg Samuel last week and then had the right to choose his opponent this week. He must have been bumped in the head last week or something, because the idiot decided to pick the biggest guy in the company!"

Cedar:
"Well I have to say, I'm not sure about Michaels decision making in regards to facing EG Deal here tonight. There were other men tied for the lead in the tournament he could have picked, but he singled out EG Deal. Does that mean he perhaps considers him the favourite?"

Dennis:
"No. Michaels is just a rambling fool who doesn't have a damn clue in what he's doing. He could have went after men more his size like Williamson, Diveraz and Flare but no. The idiot goes after a near seven foot monster. Freakin' genius."

Cedar:
"You could say it shows how confident Michaels is in abilities, go after the biggest dog in the yard."

Dennis:
"What are you not getting here? It doesn't matter what logic you put behind it, it's utterly flawed. David Michaels is going to get crushed tonight I guarantee it."

Cedar:
"Never count The Showstealer out. You should know that by know."

Dennis:
"Well I just did. So deal with it."

The crowd then leaps to their feet, as David Michaels' entrance music bursts through the PA system. After a few moments, the cheers that are already circulating around become twice as loud, as the man himself wanders out from behind the curtain. Michaels is half dressed for his match later tonight, wearing his black and red zebra tights and boots already. Wearing a new black T-Shirt of his on his upper body with the sleeves cut off, David begins to walk down the entrance ramp. In what has become a rare thing for the man from San Antonio, Texas, he is only wearing his shades and not trademark cowboy hat. In his right hand is a white sheet of paper, that can just be seen as having the XWA logo at the top. As he walks down the ramp, Michaels only takes the time to slap a couple of hands and is looking not as bubbly as he once used too. But this should come as no surprise, as Michaels appears to be no longer Mr. Happy since losing to Evan Flare.

Watts:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time..."The Showstealer"...DAVID MICHAELS!"

As Laura Watts announce him to the ring and the crowd begin to cheer again, Michaels walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring. With his hair flowing as he does, Michaels motions with his right hand to Watts that he wants the microphone. Watts stops before she heads out of the ring and hands it to him. Michaels then gives the thing a quick tap to make sure it's working, before walking into the centre of the ring and facing the hard camera.

Cedar:
"Well, maybe we might here Michaels' reasoning as to facing EG Deal here tonight, instead of jumping to ridiculous conclusions Adam."

Dennis:
"Ridiculous?! I tell it like it is and frankly, I'm the only one with any guts to damn well do so. I'm sick of everyone licking this guy's ass around here..."

Cedar:
"It's called being a fan of his..."

Dennis:
"...yeah, and you're his number one ass kis...I mean fan. Give me a break."

A portion of the audience begin chanting "HBK!", to which Michaels gives a little, but not too enthusiastic, wave too. He evidently is in a completely different mood and overall frame of mind these days, as he scratches his trimmed beard while balance the microphone in his hands. The fans begin to settle down, as Michaels waves around the piece of paper in his hand.

Michaels:
"So, I was informed a few days ago by XWA creative that I would be given fifteen minutes of promo time this week. Nothing out of the blue. This here is a print out that every XWA Superstar gets several days in advance telling them what they should do if they are given TV time. Nothing out of the ordinary, I know. But this weeks...ha...this weeks was pretty damn interesting when I checked my email two nights ago."

The fans sit forward in their seats, intrigued that this segment may not be as scripted as backstage big wigs might be hoping for.

Michaels:
"Now usually, I just ignore this pile of crap because creative don't have a damn clue what to do with me. Other people they hand whole novels to to remember. Me on the other hand, they attempt to give me pointers on how I should act and tell me if I should specifically say anything. And like I said, I usually ignore this non sense...but this weeks was rather funny. Let me read it to you exactly what it says, because if them lot in the back think I'm going by what this crap says, they've got another thing coming..."

Cedar:
"Uh-oh...this may not end well."

Dennis:
"Even creative thinks he's a jackass..."

Michaels then flicks out the paper in his right hand, so he can read it. He begins to mouth the first word, but then suddenly realises he can "see" any of it. Reaching into the rear crotch area of his tights, he pulls out a pair of reading glasses. Giant, chunky black things that would even look stupid on a man from the early 1900's. Michaels pulls them open and places them on his head, widening his eyes as he looks up and the camera man in the ring gets a good look. The crowd bursts into laughter, as the magnification on the glasses is to the point of ridiculous and shows Michaels eyes to be as wide as a two tangerines.

Dennis:
"I hate this man."

Cedar:
"Oh Lord...look at the size of those things?!"

Dennis:
"You better be talking about his glasses..."

Michaels then holds the piece of paper up once more and begins to read from it.

Michaels:
"...and I quote - 'Dear Mr. Hickenbo...Michaels...Mr. Michaels'...I never was good with reading, that's why I need these things."

The crowd laughs at Michaels accidentally saying his real name. Only a few of the younger members don't really get what that meant, but laugh along anyway.

Michaels:
"...'As you are fully aware, XWA Vendetta shall be emanating from the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida this week. If you are unable to find the location of the arena, please let your local road agent know and directions shall be arranged for you'...we have road agents? Anyway...'This week, you have been allocated fifteen minutes of in ring television time to address the happenings of last week, in particular the segment you made and the result of your match.'...which I won. Just say the match I won. It's not hard! 'It would be much appreciated if you can't take in the pointers listed below when deciding what to entertain our audience with, but before you say anything, please introduce Nova to the ring so she can be properly introduced to the XWA Universe.'..."

Michaels lowers the paper and looks pretty confused...still wearing the stupid glasses...

Michaels:
"...introduce Nova?! I'm fairly certain the entire WORLD was introduced to most of Nova last week!"

The male portion of the crowd cheers loudly, remembering that wonderful moment Nova zipped down her leather top and ripped away her skirt to reveal...well...nearly everything about her!

Michaels:
"But you know what? This is about the only decent idea on this stupid sheet of paper. Soooo...withut further ado. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...the woman who gave every man across the World a new reason to live last week...the wonderful...the sensual...the sexy...NOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

As Nova's new music hits, every single male in the audience jumps to their feet and begins to cheer wildly as "The Wildcat" Nova walks out from under the titantron. Weather an all leather catsuit and black shades, she struts out waving to the crowd in the only way she can - sexily. The jaws drops of all the men, as Michaels comically begins to move his glasses to and from his head, aiming them towards where Nova is walking. Nova walks down the entrance ramp and just laughs at David, noting in her mind that his humour hasn't changed one bit since they were last on TV together. She then walks up the ring steps, before Michaels sits on the middle rope to let her in. He, once again, moves the glasses to and from his head as the she bends down and enters the ring. She stands back up straight and turns around, laughing at Michaels again, who then skips back into the ring and holds up her hand. The male fans passionately begin a "WE WANT PUPPIES!" chant. Michaels then wanders to the ropes and grabs a seonc mic from Watts and hands it to Nova. Her music dies down and we are about to here her speak for the first time on TV since 2011.

Cedar:
"Well we haven't seen Nova in the XWA for a number of years and it's sure great to have her back here tonight, even if she did cost Greg Samuel the win last week."

Dennis:
"Now this is more like it! The best thing Michaels could have EVER done was bring this sex bomb back last week..."

Nova stands in the middle of the ring, next to David and raises the mic to her hand. She tries to speak, but she's deafened out by the cheers from the male fans. Eventually they settle down and the blonde bombshell gets her say.

Nova:
"The bitch is back!"

Those four words are enough of a reason for the fans to bursts into cheers once again, like they needed an excuse. Nova places her right hand on her hip and poses towards the hard camera, before Michaels begins to read off the sheet of paper once more, directing it towards Nova.

Michaels:
"Now Nova, it says somewhere on here that you are to 'explain' yourself for your actions last week. So please, tell everyone in the arena here tonight and the people watching at home around the World...just why did you return last week at the end of match...and I quote...'cost Greg Samuel the victory'...WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!"

Nova:
"Because I damn well wanted to, that's why!"

Michaels:
"WORKS FOR ME! But that isn't the REAL question everyone wants to know...what the people wanna' know is...when are you next going to get your puppies out for these fine people?!"

Nova tilts the mic in her hand, as she grins almost blushing from the wild reaction she's receiving from the audience. You can almost picture the amount of remote that were just picked up at home, in the anticipation that clothes may be about to be shed...

Nova:
"...hmmmm...well, gentlemen, when you least expect it."

A few comical boos begin to circulate, as Nova laughs. At the same time, Michaels glasses have since steamed up , as he stares at Nova's enormous chest region. She clicks her fingers in front of him thus snapping him out of the trance he suddenly caught himself in. The crowd chuckles once more, as they get a good shot of Michaels glasses on the titantron.

Nova:
"Just why are you wearing them?"

Michaels:
"Ya' kidding me! Those things put my out out last week...but I digress!"

Boobs jokes. They never get old to the male demographic...

Michaels:
"But back on point here...I can't see a damn thing through these...hold up."

Michaels takes off the steamed glasses and tosses them over his head, before lifting the sheet of paper he was reading from back up.

Michaels:
"...and I quote - 'Bullet number one; please ensure you are wearing all associated gimmick apparel when at least making your way to the ring. This helps XWA sell your merchandise.'....ummmm...I have my new shirt...errmmmm...DAMMIT NOVA! WHERE'S MY HAT?!"

Michaels turns his comical angry face to Nova, who just stares at him blankly in return...

Michaels:
"...awkward....moving on, moving on....'bullet number two; address the fans in a greeting fashion.'...HELLOOOOOOOO ORRRRLLLANNNDDDDOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Michaels then jumps up and down and waves to everyone in the arena, who naturally wave back.

Michaels:
"...CHECK! 'Bullet number three; explain your actions last week to the fans, ensuring them you are still a face in the company and have not turned into a heel'...the blue hell?!"

He looks up at Nova, not happy with this one.

Michaels:
"OK, OK...we'll roll along with this. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...let me assure you that I have not turned into a 'heel" and am still your 'face' in this company. Please rest assure to not cry yourself to sleep at night thinking I am now some evil villain that is out to end The Batman."

A few people begin to yell "Why so serious?" in the crowd, to which Michaels chuckles.

Michaels:
"...CHECK! 'Bullet number four; apologise to Greg Samuel for cheating to win in your match last week and that you still have the up-most respect for him'...who the hell writes this crap, Nova?"

Nova:
"Beats me..."

Michaels:
"...alright, we'll roll with this too...Greg Samuel, I humbly apologise to you for costing you the victory last week. I am deeply sorry that you got distracted by these two big melons and Nova's chest and hope you have the kindness in your heart you realise the wrong doings of my ways. Also, the ref is a pervert. Just saying."

Nova:
"...I think I deserve a spanking for my evil doings."

This gets the loudest pop of the night...

Michaels:
"HELLOOOOO! No...NO! Must stay focused, Nova. This is terribly important stuff. 'Bullet number five; give your reasons as to why you chose to face EG Deal this week'...I'll get to that in just one moment...'and bullet number six; please stay away form using curse words and vulgar language, unless scripted to do so otherwise.'..."

Michaels shoots the paper down, his hand hitting his leg as he does and looks up at the crowd...

Michaels:
"...well fu-BEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP- that sh-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP-! The hell is this?! Fu-BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP- Sesame Street?! GOD DAMN!"

The crowd is just now in stitches after Michaels shouted all that out, bearing in mind they heard the complete uncensored version. After a few moments, Michaels lifts the paper back up and reads the remaining part of the letter.

Michaels:
"...at last, but certainly not least...this is the best part...'be sure to smile and wave to the fans, as always, when you finish your segment keeping your relationship with them as high and as positive as possible. If you have any questions, please let us know when you arrive to the arena. Regards, XWA Creative."...alrighty. Come here...

Ushering the camera man towards him, David Michaels then does the most cheesy of grins down the camera, almost troll like and slowly waves in a rather bizarre fashion. Nova finds it hard to contain her laughter, as the crowd have given up trying to not have their jaws ache from laughing. Suddenly, Michaels mood completely changes as he wanders away from the camera and pulls his hair to the back of his head. He then turns back around and holds the paper up, ripping it up into many pieces, dropping them to the mat.

Michaels:
"You see this is the exact kind of crap I was talking about last week. This company has become so damn watered down, it's becoming a joke. People walk around here and cut themselves open fifteen times in a match, thinking that makes them 'the guy" around me. New flash XWA Creative - if you think you are going to keep my voice from being heard, you got another thing coming and if you think I'm going to come out here each week and abibe by your stupid little run sheets, think again. I will come out here when I want, how I want and say whatever the hell I want. I won't be told to come out here and apologise for doing what I warned you I was going to do last week...and that's creating some damn chaos around here. I told Greg Samuel that this was nothing personal, just business...my business and NOBODY tells me how to run MY business. What this company needs to start coming to terms with is that they are dealing with a guy who is pissed off with being told to be the 'happy-go-lucky' guy for everyone. I never signed up to be Mr. Popular. I signed up to kick some God damn ass and win the XWA World Title. Need I remind everyone that I was causing hell for the 'creative' and it's corporate machine years ago, way before everyone else decided to follow suit. I was the guy that made being a 'rebel'...cool.

Michaels takes a short breath and allows the blood to flow from his head, before continuing his rant.

Michaels:
Oh, and just so everyone knows, it's been 'rumoured' in the back that next week at the Pay Per View, I may be facing a mystery opponent. Commiserations monkeys in the back, come the Pay Per View, your little mystery will last as long as the guy's entrance because two weeks ago, Evan Flare lit a fire up under my ass and woke me up. I'm not a good loser and Greg Samuel found that out last week, just like EG Deal will find out later tonight AND just like this potential mystery guy will find out at the damn Pay Per View. I don't care how big, bad or tall EG Deal is, I'm the freakin' Heartbreak Kid. I come out here each and every night and steal the show for a LIVING. I've taken on the best and beaten the best. I've taken on the baddest and beaten the baddest. Tonight is no different. EG, I warned the World last week that if my chances of winning the title in this tournament were slim, I'd be taking everybody down with me. Last week I shattered Samuels hopes. Tonight...I shatter yours. You've been warned. Revolution by Devolution has only just begun."

Michaels then thuds the microphone to the floor and angrily stomps out of the ring with Nova behind, satisfied that he has sent a message to the corporate machine in the back and to the rest of the World. His music begins to play, as the fans are left stunned for the second week in a row by what Michaels has had to say. Cedar and Dennis are even shocked...

Cedar:
"Wow...just wow. Michaels isn't in the mood to be told what to do, Adam."

Dennis:
"Oh well there's a surprise! David Michaels, the biggest Degenerate since his pathetic brother in the nineties, doesn't listen to what his bosses have to say. Shocker."

Cedar:
"Well, you can understand his frustrations if people are wanting him to act and speak how they wanted surely?"

Dennis:
"Look, every XWA Superstar...and even ourselves...is handed one of those run down sheets to ensure we don't come across as blithering idiots on the mic. But this guys just sees this as a controlling method to prevent him for saying whatever he wants and I'm sure there will be hell to pay for all this tonight. Michaels needs to grow up and then damn well shut up. I hope Deal breaks him in half tonight..."

Cedar:
"Well up next is Jaylon Brown taking on Hitman Alex. We'll be right back after this short break."

The camera gets one last shot of Michaels walking through the entrance curtain and a nice shot of Nova's behind, before heading for a much needed commercial break.

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Guest

This was good. Really good actually, and pretty much got the point across with David Michaels being the rebel. Great job.

Subject: Re: David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution" Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:10 am

Thanks Abdel.

Guest

My only problem is Deal isnt the biggest star :-P outside of that and a few select spots you missed using the right word which was easy to comprehend and figure oht what you actually meant it was a great promo Chilly. Loving rebel Michaels here.

Guest

Oh god. I almost forgot how awesome you were Chilly. Great work Big Grin!

Subject: Re: David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution" Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:26 am

Thanks guys. I never proof read what I write, as I never have time. So I often write nonsense or words that should be further in the sentence lol. Plus I rushed it a tad, as I wanted it done in one day.

And I was trying to put EG Deal over, making him seem like the man right now, especially since he just beat Caleb Spires....but doing it in the DM kinda' way lol.

Subject: Re: David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution" Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:32 am

I liked this, but there were some things I didn't like about it. Mainly the really "shoot" style stuff. Like mentioning heels and faces. I kinda liked the whole "management told me to do this but I AM NOT A MACHINE" stuff, but I think there's a line that shouldn't be crossed in those terms and stuff like saying heel or face blatantly is on that line.

Having said that, this was still very good. The comedic beginning transitioned into the serious ending very well.

Subject: Re: David Michaels "Revolution by Devolution" Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:37 am

Yeah, I played with that idea, but I decided to roll with it none the less. The objective was to make people in the back look stupid for trying to push DM in a certain direction. It was kind of cribbing off Austin Aries doing something remotely similar before BfG last year. Plus I tend to write stuff as if I am in the Attitude Era, pushing the envelope.

I actually wanted to add a whole other part to it, but it got way too long...so that's for another time.

Cheers for the opinion though - I'll bare that in mind Smile

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