Sure, stick her in the mail and we'll get George to do the rest.

Remember to poke holes in the box though

Why am I the only one here you don't think is scum? What puts everyone in that category?   

Your cats sound so cute btw Makes me miss having a cat, though with my dogs.

You're not on my scumlist because you're the only one who follows me on Twitter (that's why I said "on a related note).

Dogs are great too though. I like the big ones though, like Labradors, Alsatians, that sort of thing. The little tiny dogs I don't like so much (although I don't dislike them).

Wait, dont I follow you on my RazorXXtreme account?

Also, Ivy's like 6 months old but she looks like she's a few weeks old. >_>

My account says there are four people following me. One is Tiff, two I'm not sure are real people, and the other is a guy from another forum. Where I didn't even advertise my channel.

I like him.

Followed

Yay! Followed back, and it instantly suggested that I should follow some wanker called LionHeartMink.

Lmao.
Now am I no longer scum?

You have been crossed off the scumlist.

Tiff, we're the only members of the cool club now.

^ We rock!  

What's your opinion on David Moyes?

I expect no less than a swear words-filled speech.

In no less than 10 sentences, explain how you would take my girlfriend if I had one.

Abdelrahman wrote:

What's your opinion on David Moyes?

I expect no less than a swear words-filled speech.

I don't think he's completely to blame for us being so shit at the moment. SAF left him a really poor squad, and Edward Woodward was useless during the summer transfer window, so those aren't his fault. Having said that, I don't think he's been decisive enough with the players. Buttner and Cleverley are both clearly useless, but Moyes keeps giving them chances. That needs to change.

Razor wrote:

In no less than 10 sentences, explain how you would take my girlfriend if I had one.

I'd wait until you were distracted, then I'd sneak in, put a canvas bag over her head, and bundle her into the boot (or "trunk" as I believe it is in American) of a nearby getaway car. I'd have my phone ready, so you could give me the Liam Neeson speech.

Lol, you can have her. I don't want da bitch.

Who's more reliable for unbiased, accurate news: Fox News or an actual fox?

How much of a hippie are you?

I've never gotten my news from either Fox News or an actual fox, so I wouldn't know.

I'm not much of a hippie at all.

Are you better in Mathematics or Science?

Probably maths, but only just. Neither of them are my strong suit.

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Kelly Kelly, Mila Kunis with a Penis, Rosie O Donnell

Fuck - Kelly Kelly.
Kill - Rosie O Donnell
Marry - Mila Kunis with a penis. I don't want kids, so that'd be a good way to avoid that.

Would you rather:
Have 5 kids
or
Eat a box of nails. Without any milk in em.

Are you returning to 2WWF full-time or not?

@Razor - Yeah, because adding milk makes nails delicious >_>.

I'll take the five kids. Maybe I could try and lose them somewhere. Like take them to a touristy place, like Disneyland or the Grand Canyon or Stonehenge, run off, then leave the country and change my name.

@Snoopz - Och, I dinnae ken.

(That's Scottish for "dunno, lol")

God damnit.

WHy didnt you return to my efed?