The following document releases Patient #8994 from the care of Bedlam Mental Hospital into the duty of care of Xtreme Wrestling Association. The document contains all relevant information pertaining to the subject that the carers may need to know.
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE Patient #8994 suffers from a severe form of schizophrenia which manifests itself in visions, most commonly of serial killers, dead actors and of film and television characters. The patient says that these visions either seek to aid or hinder, to mock or support the victim. Upon provocation the patient is known to be prone to highly violent outbursts including, but not exclusive to: attempted cannibalism, throwing others, throwing objects, striking others and striking others with objects. It is for this reason that we keep the patient muzzled, to minimise potential damage. The patient carries around a sack, containing everyday house-hold objects. These are often used with violent intent. The patient refers to the sack in question as his "Big Ol' Bag of Fuck 'em Up". He communicates via laconic phrases, rarely, if ever, forming full sentences.
STATISTICS Birth name: Jesse Terr Alias(es): Terr, Spyro (The Clown), Patient #8994, Captain Aberrant Nickname(s): Mannibalecter, Butcher of Bedlam, The Crazed Clown, (Fork-Tongued) Freakshow, Something Wicked, The Split Tongued Superstar, The Ripper Height: 7' Weight: 320lbs Age: 26 Class: Heel, his mindset isn't very appreciated by the fans Catchphrases: 1. "They float... they all float." 2. "Wanna clown around?" 3. "Something wicked this way comes/that way went" 4. "Why aren’t you laughing?" Entrance Theme: Aphex Twin - "Come to Daddy (Daddy remix)"
APPEARANCE Pic Base: Lenn Oddity Ring Attire: Dark green wrestling singlet with bright yellow "Ha Ha Ha" written all around it. Dark green full finger gloves, knuckles reading "H A H A" on both. Black knee and elbow pads with black wrestling boots. Clown Facepaint and/or painted face-mask. A black line bears down from above his left eye to the middle of his cheek, a symbol of his allegiance to the GodKing. Entrance Attire: "Hannibal Lecter" Muzzle and long, purple trenchcoat. Extra Info: Heavily tattooed, one eye is green, the other eye is ice blue. Nose ring on right side, tongue is split.
1. Suplex 2. Belly to back suplex 3. Belly to belly suplex 4. Drop toe hold 5. Flapjack 6. DDT 7. Bulldog 8. Hip Toss 9. Running Neckbreaker 10. Canadian Backbreaker 11. Belly to back facebuster 12.Biting something
AERIAL:
1. Super Powerbomb 2. Superplex 3. Double Axehandle 4. Second rope rebound foot stomp 5. Avalanche Fallaway Slam
SUBMISSIONS:
1. Grapevine Heel Hook 2. Sleeper Hold 3. Half Nelson Choke 4. Crossface 5. Headlock 6. Fist lock 7. Fujiwara Armbar 8. Full Nelson
TRADEMARKS:
1. Inverted Legdrop Bulldog 2. Inverted Chokeslam 3. Asian Mist (Red) 4. Uranage 5. Bile-Buster (Gourdbuster onto top rope) 6. Lobotoknee (Rebounding off ropes knee to the back of the head, usually follows up from the Bile-Buster)
FINISHERS:
1. Viledriver - Barry White Driver YET TO DEBUT 2. Viledriver Mk. II - Straight Jacket/Cutthroat variation YET TO DEBUT/USED IN BIG MATCHES 3. Phineas Gage Incident (P.G.I.) - Ragdoll Cobra Clutch (á la ‘The Masterlock’, sometimes a lifting backbreaker is added in)
TO NOTE Hospital staff will be checking in from time-to-time to analyse the well being of the patient and to see how he is adapting to his new placement. Any actions deemed necessary from these visits will be carried out directly from members of our staff. We wish you all the best of luck.
Dr. J. Hyde
Last edited by Meth on Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:38 pm; edited 12 times in total
Minkaro Learn Maturity
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Subject: Re: Spyro Fri May 23, 2014 5:38 pm
Not the dragon. 0/10.
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Fri May 23, 2014 5:55 pm
Mink wrote:
Not the dragon. 0/10.
Spyro the Dragon was my childhood <3
Stole the name from this song though (as it used to be his theme)
It's a fucking weird video:
MorphyVA Motherfucking SETONIAN!
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Subject: Re: Spyro Fri May 23, 2014 7:34 pm
Welcome back Meth
Pygmy The Downward Spiral
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Subject: Re: Spyro Fri May 23, 2014 8:55 pm
Meth, is this inspired by Pennywise? "They all float"
Batman I am Batman
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sat May 24, 2014 3:11 am
320 pounds and 7' goddamn. Awesome.
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sat May 24, 2014 5:25 am
Decepitos wrote:
Meth, is this inspired by Pennywise? "They all float"
That quote is stolen from IT but Spyro/Terr isn't inspired by Pennywise (at least, not the idea behind him, as far as creepy clowns go you have to be influenced by Pennywise a little) actually got the basic idea for him from the comic PREACHER, but I added my own flair to it.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 12:22 am
Damn it, now there are 2 7 footers roaming around in XWA.
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 7:21 pm
So I made my contract slightly better looking and gimmicky.
MorphyVA Motherfucking SETONIAN!
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 7:29 pm
Loving the contract
Batman I am Batman
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 8:15 pm
That is very creative! I believe JLA did that once too, but not in the same way. Sweet!
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 8:34 pm
JLA?
Batman I am Batman
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 8:35 pm
Some dude that faked cancer.
Wolverina Show Opener
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Subject: Re: Spyro Sun May 25, 2014 8:40 pm
I love this charrie and that sweet looking profile template. You have skills, son.
Pygmy The Downward Spiral
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Subject: Re: Spyro Mon May 26, 2014 10:24 am
Awesome new template!
Kanimaniac Middle Carder
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Subject: Re: Spyro Mon May 26, 2014 10:30 am
That's freaking awesome!
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Mon May 26, 2014 3:53 pm
Razor Xtreme wrote:
Some dude that faked cancer.
As a guy who plans on playing a pseudo-cannibalistic, schizophrenic giant fucking clown: that's sick and twisted.
Also #BestContractAwardPlease
Chilly TeamSexy
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Subject: Re: Spyro Mon May 26, 2014 5:00 pm
JLA was a cock. A fucking giant one at that <_<
And nice idea with the profile. I was going to do this year's ago on the old site, but decided not to
Minkaro Learn Maturity
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Subject: Re: Spyro Mon May 26, 2014 5:07 pm
*looks at profile*
Methylated Spirit TeamMoose
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Subject: Re: Spyro Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:36 am
UPDATED: Went back to text format for ease of editing. Updated theme. Will probably update move-list and add better coding later.
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