Suddenly, the Candyman father and son duo run into the ring and attack the three. Candyman pushes The Nugget Man to the floor and he rolls out of the ring, while Candyman Sr. does a kappu kick to Axhole Anvil and then lays Buster out with a standing Shooting Star Press DDT. The fans cheer wildly as Sr. turns to Mr. Pretzel and offers him an ounce of heroin. Pretzel declines and the younger Candyman angrily kicks him in the balls for defying his beautiful father's wishes.
Booker T: "THE REFEREE IS OUT, DAWG! WHAT DA HAYULL?!"
Joey Miles: "Fucking Christ, how long have you been sitting there there?"
With the referee down, Candyman Sr. goes out of the ring and looks for a weapon. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Candyman teabags Mr. Pretzel. The Nugget Man starts getting up outside of the ring and he walks towards Candyman Sr. Sr. goes to knock him out with a toaster, because he found that under the ring for some reason, but he tells him he comes in peace. Skeptical, Candyman Sr. keeps the toaster aimed at The Nugget Man but he hears him out. The Nugget Men tells him he wants to buy some drugs for his friend Chris Foster. Excited at the prospect of another successful deal, Candyman Sr. drops the toaster and pulls out his supplies. While the deal goes on outside the ring, inside the ring, Candyman is now being teabagged by Mr. Pretzel. I'm not sure when the roles got reversed there.
Booker T: "Dawg, he puttin his tarriwags in dude's face. WHAT DA HAYULL?!"
Joey Miles: "Did you just--Did you just say tarriwags?"
Booker T: "Yeah dawg, his spangle blisters."
Joey Miles: "..."
Booker T: "His hoonganoongas."
Joey Miles: "..."
Booker T: "His balls, dawg."
Joey Miles: "What the fuck are balls?"
The drug deal is almost done, when suddenly The Nugget Man pulls out his cop badge. "I was a cop all along and you're going back to that Nebraska prison, dirtbag!" he yells, as he pulls his handcuffs out. "Shit, 50!" Candyman Sr. yells. He tries to sprint away but because his picbase is Kevin Nash, he breaks his quad.
TJ: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HIS QUAD!"
Inside the ring, Mr. Pretzel is now teabagging Axhole Anvil and Buster Honeycutt while the younger Candyman is taking a breather. None of this is explained.
Booker T: "Damn, dawg, I think Candyman Sr. going to jail."
Joey Miles: "I'm not just gonna drop this. You said tarriwags."
Axhole, having had more than enough of these games, pushes Mr. Pretzel's tarriwags out of his face and gets back to his feet. "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH", Axhole yells at the referee, while Buster retreats to his corner to find his stash of KFC fried chicken. He has to replenish his health with greasy foods every 5 minutes or else he'll die. And if he dies in an eFed, he dies in real life. Outside the ring, Candyman Sr. begs The Nugget Man not to arrest him, but it's to no avail. He grabs the Candyman Sr.'s hand to lock in the cuffs, but he was playing possum. The Candyman Sr. jumps straight from a position on his knees into the air and does a 720 backwards rotation before landing a double foot stomp to the top of his cranium. The Nugget Man is knocked unconscious (and also probably has a concussion) and The Candyman Sr. rolls him into the ring. "Pin him, son!" Sr. says. "Anything for you, you sexy hunk of papa," the son replies. He goes for the cover and Mr. Pretzel calls it.
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Booker T: "NUGGET MAN IS ELIMINATED, DAWG! IT'S TIED, DAWG! WHAT DA HAYULL?!"
Joey Miles: "But ... tarriwags?"
The match is now tied, two people left per team.