We’re back from commercial break as Dean in interviewing Richard Rich and his dastardly crew RICH (Raking in Cash Hourly)
Dean: Welcome back everyone to TJ’s Wild World of Wrestling! I’m here with Richard Rich and his group of men he calls Raking in Cash Hourly.
Richard Rich: That’s right we’re Raking in Cash Hourly. And I tell you what this just the pilot episode of Wild World of Wrestling and stocks are already rising I mean just look at this!
And I’ll tell you why stocks are rising. It’s because we’re facing some never been six man team of Serpant, Candyman and his howl at the moon son!
I’ll tell you that we’d some disturbing things tonight. But nothing is going to be as disturbing as the beat down RICH is going to give these men.
The Nugget Man: Dick I just wanna thank you for bringing me into this crew. I may not be the best wrestler in The World but there’s one thing I know how to do and that’s fight!
Axhole Anvil: Hey Serpant you’re a big man. But the fact of the matter is that I’m an even bigger man! I’m not afraid of you. And once I hit someone with The Darkness Drop its light out! D! O! N! E! Done! And I didn’t want to say anything but John McCain was a pro wrestling fan. And he told me I was his favorite pro wrestler. I didn’t want to say anything but he really wanted me to show him a move. So what else could I do but give him a Darkness Drop. And only a few months later he was D E A D DEAD!
Abruptly "Hungry Hungry" Buster Honeycutt knocks over the Dean’s desk.
Buster Honeycutt: YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME CANDYMAN! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? I’M GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE TONIGHT! WHERE’S CANDYMAN?
Buster Honeycutt leaves the studio and the rest of RICH follows in pursuit.