TJ's lying.
Uncharted: Golden Abyss is on the Vita. It's not as good as the console games, but it's still fun.
I used to have a Vita, but I sold it a while back because there was really not much on it that I cared about and they weren't gonna be making anything else that I'd care about. I was basically using it as an expensive MP3 player by that point. >_>