You must be the equivalent of Kwame Brown to the team, then.

Man, I'm the Jordan and you guys are the looney tunes.

Burdur Smurf

Eaaaaasy W... we are now 6-7.



Drachen went off this game. He hates to lose.

CB with a nice game.

He pigged out.

Well guys... we blew out the 7-6 Pistons in our last game of the season and we are IN THE PLAYOFFS!

At 7-7 we are the 8 seed taking on the 1st seed Knicks in the first round who we already got blown out by in the season.

Stats in the last game:



Drachen balled out almost getting a triple double. Nigga wants to get a max contract offer from another team and get out of Smurfville.

CB won Rookie of the Year. The current starters got Rookie 1st Team awards and the entire bench got Rookie 2nd Team (except Master Huh )

I legit kept the difficulty and everything the same so idk how I was able to get on a run to go 7-7 to finish the season and get this team in the playoffs. Clutched it.

Here are season stats (on the settings for this I have stats adjusted to 12 minute quarters so it inflates the stats I had while playing on 10 min quarters... if that makes sense). So basically the averages will be higher than what these game-by-game stats I've been posting shows.



And with that Clown Town starts its playoff journey.

My nigga is a Ricky Rubio.

^ You ain't in Ricky Rubio's league.

Played Game 1 of the playoffs... We lost. Man this Knicks team is just too good. Gotta win the next 2 to advance now.

CB disappeared this game. Must've went to the concession stands to grab a snack.

You lost to the Knicks?

Coach Smurf wrote:

CB disappeared this game. Must've went to the concession stands to grab a snack.

How is even able to play with his bad eye?

67.1%

You're DeAndre Jordan. Much better field goal percentage than free throw percentage.

We fell short guys. Eliminated in the 1st round of the playoffs. It's over.



Ian shot 7/20 trying to be MJ and shit. This Knicks team was just too good defensively. No one had an open shot a lot of the time and too many turnovers. Also, Melo went off for 25 points and 12 assists with Drachen/me/Moose usually guarding him.

We had 2 chances in the final seconds. First down by 1, Ian missed a pretty open mid-range jumper. Then, down by 3 with 3.4 seconds to go, Mexi missed the game-tying 3 at the buzzer. It was kinda in and out too but Mexi didn't have the clutch gene.

TJ had himself a fucking game tho.

In hindsight I wish I made the playoffs the usual 7 game series cause I know I could've made the comeback.

Also, the Warriors beat the Knicks 2-0 in the NBA Finals. Idk how this Knicks team is so good in the game. It's mainly their current team but with Austin Rivers, Kent Bazemore and Timofey Mozgov starting.

I bet TJ threw his mouthpiece across the court like Curry.

Me and Ian tried to go ham to save you losers.

I bet TJ just played hard to please Ian, not to help the team.

But Ian blamed the loss on TJ afterwards.

Despite Ian playing hero ball and throwing up a bunch of bricks.

He just looks at the 17-3-7 line and thinks he had a good game. Especially when he has TJ patting him on the back saying that he played well.

He shot 6/15 in Game 1 too.

I'm gonna try doing a second season of this.

I need to redeem the Bliggas and bring Smurfville a championship.

So I'm currently in the off-season. We gotta sign a head coach. I just wasn't cutting it as a player-coach. Some guy named Darvin Ham was a potential candidate but then CB ate him.

We've decided to sign Stan Van Gundy as our next head coach so he can mentor CB & TJ about how to deal with mood swings caused by hunger during games.



And our Assistant Coach is Vince Carter straight out of retirement.

More to come.

I spoke too soon. Stan Van Gundy went elsewhere because they were offering him more cheddar.

Instead we got Coach Lucas "Dante Cross" Lucas.