~ Le opening of scene ~

Shade: "OH MY GOD SAMMY."

Samael: "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!"

Shade: "I changed my mind about dropping the LionHeart Championship. Trolololol."

Samael: "You're such a dick."

Shade: "Yes but now I'm a dick... with TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS!"

~ Le generic interviewer comes in ~

Interviewer: "Hi, my name is Robert. I'm new to the company. But you probably won't see me again. How are you today, champ?"

Shade: "Hungry."

Interviewer: "So let's get right to it, shall we?"

Shade: "Potassium."

Interviewer: "Were you afraid of Dante Cross?"

Shade: "Psh. His initials are DC and we all know Marvel is better. So no."

Interviewer: "How do you feel about facing Mark Storey tonight?"

Shade: "I respect Storey. So I'm looking forward to it."

Interviewer: "Even though Storey is disliked by the audience?"

Shade: "What the crowd thinks of him and what I think of him are two completely different things. He can be absolutely hated by every single member in attendance tonight and I would not care. I respect Storey. I have known Storey for quite some time now. He is a fierce competitor. And I can also call him my friend. So tonight, if I lose my LionHeart Championship, I wouldn't be bummed out or anything. He's deserving of it. We're facing off in a Last Man Standing Match, and quite honestly, if I win, I'll reach down after the match is over to help him back onto his feet. Because I respect him."

Interviewer: "How your opponent on the next show? Caleb Spires?"

Shade: "I'm looking forward to that match too. I can't say I respect him because I barely know him, but I'm still pumped for that. Whatever the stipulation may be."

Interviewer: "And what about Razor Xtreme?"

Shade: "Razor deserves no respect. He's trash. I can write you a whole essay on why I fucking hate his guts, but I have a match I need to get going to."

Interviewer: "One last question. When do you plan on defending the Intercontinental Championship?"

Shade: "Oh see, I'm not. At least, not until I'm no longer LionHeart Champion. If I need to defend one championship in damn near every match I'm in... then unless I lose that belt... there would be no one worthy. So I'm not defending it until I lose the LionHeart Championship. And if management doesn't like that, I'll just vacate both belts and leave. Sammy here will too. I'm sure management would love losing more wrestlers."

Interviewer: "Thank."

~ Le fin ~

I see what you mean lol