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PostSubject: MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin   MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin EmptySun Jan 18, 2015 1:43 am

DUE: Saturday, January 24th 11:59PM EDT.

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PostSubject: Re: MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin   MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin EmptySat Jan 24, 2015 2:03 pm

The two 29-year-old men stand tall in the ring, no strangers to one another. Before any action can even begin, the crowd lets out a large "BOR-ING" chant, showing their hatred for both combatants. Michael Astin looks to one side and Razor Xtreme looks to another. They both flip off the audience, only prompting the booing to amplify. However, being the dirty wrestler he is, Razor immediately charges at Michael and attempts a clothesline with his left arm, yet Michael predicted his enemy would try something like this. Michael manages to seize Razor's arm and brutally implements his signature "Temporary Death" heart punch by punching the side of Razor's ribcage! Down goes "XWA's Greatest of All Time", falling to his knees. Michael looks down at him and ferociously kicks Razor's head to knock him down completely. With his opponent on the pearly white canvas, Michael jumps straight up and comes back down with an effortless elbow drop, directly on Razor's chest. It seems as if Michael is trying to stop Razor's heart entirely. The demented wrestler, albeit calm for the moment, pins his rival. ONE... T - KICKOUT! Of course it's too soon, but right now it's all about getting into his opponent's head, which Michael currently seems to be doing just fine.

Ted Cedar: "So this is supposed to be the new side of Shade. Oh, sorry, Michael Astin."

Joey Miles: "Yeah, you don't wanna fuck up his name. Trust me. I've seen Michael when he's like this before and it is not pretty."

Michael is the first to stand up for obvious reasons, and he holds a chunk of Razor's long hair to pull him up to his feet. "The Ultimate Synner" Irish whips his adversary into the farthest ropes from their current position. As Razor rebounds, Michael lifts his leg up to connect with a big boot, but fails when Razor manages to duck under it. Quick on his feet, Razor turns around before Michael can react properly and harshly connects with a kick of his own: a roundhouse kick to Michael's head! The New York native falls to one knee and shakes his head in pain, possibly trying to regain his eyesight from no longer being dizzy. As he's getting up, Razor wraps his arms around Michaels waist and performs a swift German suplex. With Michael on the mat for the time being, Razor goes for a pin. ON - KICKOUT! Shocking Razor, Michael isn't even down for a full count. Michael sits up rapidly as Razor stands up. Razor goes for a kick of some sorts, yet Michael counters by grabbing his foot and yanking him downwards. "The Highest Level" manages to collapse to the lowest level of the mat, as Michael maintains his hold on Razor's foot and applies an ankle lock.

Joey Miles: "See? Different side. Michael rarely ever uses submissions because he's an impatient, crazed lunatic. But now he's wrestling calmly and is managing to stay dangerous. How sexy."

Ted Cedar: "Sexy?"

Joey Miles: "Women must be droppin' 'dem panties all around the world."

With nowhere to go, it seems this is the end of the match, as Michael applies the hold with ferocious power. But Razor refuses to give up. He musters his strength and uses his advantage of Michael not being an expert in submissions to assist him. He starts mocking Michael by saying things such as "Is that all you got? Your dead mother can twist better." This only infuriates Michael more, and there's a moment where Michael stops applying the hold, only to add more force though. This slight moment enables Razor to shoot towards the ropes and grab on, yet Michael doesn't let go. The referee has no choice but to issue a count. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... - And Michael lets go before the five-count. Razor smirks as "The Terror of Death" looks beyond pissed off. After all, insulting a man's dead mother is not an okay thing to do, especially when it comes to a psychotic man such as Michael. The former XWA Hardcore Champion yanks on Razor's foot to pull him away from the ropes and then rolls him over, however in his blind-fury state, he falls victim to a cheap eye rake that the ref sees and begins scolding Razor for. Razor's response of "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" prompts the referee to shut up, as "XWA's Savior" follows up with a vicious and perfectly executed dropkick that sends Michael flying to the ropes!

Joey Miles: "Oh NOW the crowd is starting to like it? Fucking wankers."

Ted Cedar: "That's not really in your vocabulary."

Joey Miles: "The fuck you wank?"

As Razor arrogantly poses for the crowd, Michael rolls out of the squared circle. The adjudicator spots this and issues the typical ten-count. (ONE) Razor is disappointed in Michael's tactics and exits the ring on another side, attempting to sneak up to Michael. This of course causes the count to restart. (ONE) The former two-time XWA Tag Team Champion creeps up behind Michael as he's trying to regain composure and surprises his rival with a ruthless running forearm smash to the back of Michael's skull! (TWO) Michael falls forward, grabbing onto the steel post of the turnbuckle. (THREE) Razor sees this as an opening and measure his foe up. (FOUR) The California native charges at Michael and connects with a big boot that sandwiches Michael's head against the post! (FIVE) If this were a cartoon, Michael would be seeing birds chirping around his head. Razor poses for the audience some more before grabbing Michael and rolling him into the ring. Before the referee can reach six, Razor re-enters and goes for the pin on his adversary. ONE... TWO... T - KICKOUT! Michael manages to raise his shoulder just after the second-count, much to Razor's displeasure. He stands up tall and begins circling Michael before indicating that he's going for his finishing "Razor's Edge" GTS.

Ted Cedar: "This could be it folks. There's no way Michael can survive 'Razor's Edge' after that harsh blow to the steel post."

Joey Miles: "Oh Teddy, you poor delusional fool. If you only knew the power of the dark side."

As Michael delicately rises to his feet, Razor becomes progressively eager to end this match. Once Michael is fully vertical, Razor grabs him to finish this. Yet Michael squirms out of the hold before Razor can do anything and ends up behind him. Razor turns around hurriedly, hoping not to lose momentum, but it's too late, for Michael wraps both his hands around Razor's throat and lifts him high into the air with a two-handed chokelift. Using brute strength, Michael marches over to the center of the ring and performs a two-handed chokeslam before dropping for a cover. ONE... TWO... TH - NO! Razor kicks out in anger, fuming that he didn't finish this match by now. Michael looks entertained now, because it's eating Razor away that he hasn't achieved victory yet. "Hell's Pyromaniac" stands tall and starts to taunt his opponent, edging him to get up and come at him. Razor takes the bait. He rises up and runs towards the psycho, enabling Michael to counter with spear out of nowhere that practically breaks Razor in half! Razor's head bounces off the canvas in a cruel way, causing some members of the audience to wonder if Razor now has whiplash. Instead of going for a pin, Michael stands up and waits in the corner.

Ted Cedar: "What is Michael doing? He can finish this right now if he wanted!"

Joey Miles: "Remember that part about Michael being just as dangerous, if not more, than before? Yeah... we're about to see it. Remember, it's not always about winning for him. Sometimes he likes to fuck with his opponents. Not literally."

The demented wrestler bounces up and down in the corner, waiting for his prey to return to his feet. Razor slowly gets up, holding the back of his head in agony. He turns around to see Michael charging at him, as Michael flips Razor inside-out with a pulverizing clothesline! Now Michael goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THRE - NO!!! Razor kicks out, showing he still has some fight left in him. This only entertains Michael even more because this means he gets even more chances to place Razor in a hospital. "The Ultimate Synner" grabs hold of Razor's arm and Irish whips him into a corner. Razor's currently so out of it, that his front collides with the corner instead of his back. Unbeknownst to Michael, Razor starts to uncover the top turnbuckle. Looking to smash Razor into the corner, Michael runs to the opposite corner and then back, going for a body avalanche. But Razor feels the vibrations in the mat and moves in the knick of time, ramming Michael's cranium into the uncovered turnbuckle! And of course, the referee doesn't see anything because they're useless twats sometimes, even when the replay shows it, they don't do anything. Razor quickly covers it back up, but decides that tying it would be useless and a utter waste of time, which he cannot afford to waste. With Michael staggering backwards, "The Rated Y2X Superstar" knocks his adversary down with a running knee straight to Michael's head!

Joey Miles: "By the end of this match, one of these superstars, or even both for fuck's sake, are going to have concussions."

Ted Cedar: "Or they'll have quite the headache. Get it?"

Joey Miles: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, NANCY."

Showing the upmost concern for Michael (yeah, right), Razor asks for the referee to check out the corner turnbuckle, as he suspects some type of foul play. The ref checks it out and Razor slams the fragile arbitrator's head into it! Down the pathetic and not-at-all athletic mediator goes, which allows Razor to exit the ring and grab a steel chair. As Michael gets on all fours, Razor returns inside with the steel chair in hand. Sorry ladies, but nothing kinky is about to happen (meaning, Razor is NOT about to thrust the chair into Michael's bottom or anything, you sick perverts). He uses the chair to inflict non-sexual damage by slamming it against Michael's back repeatedly. He keeps an eye out for the arbitrator, who is still downed because why would a wrestling company hire referees who can take any sort of damage? That makes no sense. Razor tries to end this once more, dropping the chair to the mat and lifting Michael up. Just then though, he remembers he foolishly knocked the referee out. So he drops Michael and starts to smack the referee's face to wake him up. In the midst of all of this, "The Master of Syn" creeps up behind Razor and spins him around, forcing his legs onto the middle rope. Conveniently, the chair is nearby and Michael decides to cheat because his cheap-ass opponent did the same thing. So Michael executes his finishing "FUCKING BLASPHEMY!" rope hung curb stomp onto the steel chair! Another official comes down the ring and makes the count, completely ignoring the chair and the other downed referee because it's in their job description of "If I didn't see it... it didn't happen" rule. ONE... TWO... THREE!

DING DING DING!

Laura Watts: "Your winner of this match... MICHAEL ASTIN!"

Ted Cedar: "I think all of our referees need to be former wrestlers."

Joey Miles: "Imagine the pay cut! Or pay raise? Which is it? Fuck looking that information up for proper commentary."


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PostSubject: Re: MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin   MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin EmptySat Jan 24, 2015 3:17 pm

This match has been given an 18 hour extension.

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PostSubject: Re: MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin   MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin EmptySun Jan 25, 2015 6:25 pm

This match has actually been given a 19 hour extension, because 11:59 EDT would be 5:59 EDT, which has already passed. So Razor has until 6:59 EDT.
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PostSubject: Re: MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin   MATCH 6.) Razor Xtreme vs. Michael Astin EmptySun Jan 25, 2015 6:58 pm

I was told I had an hour left, sorry. Anyway, here it is.

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DING! DING! DING!

The bell rings, signaling the beginning of this big match. Neither of these men are very well liked by the crowd, and neither of them really care. However, both of these men know each other very well, and although 'Michael Astin' no longer calls himself by his 'old name', he is still the exact same man, and Razor will look to pick at that. As soon as the bell rings, Razor chuckles and walks towards Michael Astin, with nothing but ill intentions. Razor yells at Astin, “C'MON SHADE! YOU READY TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY ME AGAIN?!” - to which Astin quickly responds by delivering rapid right fists, not taking too kindly to being called by his own name. Razor tries to block the shots, but Astin's anger outweighs Razor's blocking. “The Ultimate Synner” quickly backs Razor off enough so that he can leap into the air in perfect form and nail him across the face with a dropkick. Razor drops to the ground and then quickly rolls out of the ring. Astin receives an unaccustomed pop from the crowd for that move. Razor holds his jaw outside the ring as Astin quickly yells, “THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING NAME!” and eyes Razor right back outside the ring. Razor knows better than to let Shade – err, Michael Astin – get too riled up. So he quickly rolls back into the ring before things get out of hand. Quickly, both men execute a lock-up and square off. Razor quickly shifts his weight back and manages to get Astin in a headlock. Not new to a headlock, Michael quickly pushes Razor into the ropes and shoves him forward to the other side.

Miles: “I love both of these guys! This match is gonna be awesome!”

Cedar: “Well, both of these men are good enough to put on a great match!”


Razor doesn't shake off the headlock and instead, Michael's neck is violently wrenched forward. Razor keeps the grip on, maybe for his own sake. Astin quickly begins to throw hard right hands at the sternum of “Y2X” and Razor begins to loosen his grip. Referee Jack Hammer quickly begins to try and eye for any illegal maneuvers. Both men are known for that, so it wouldn't be very surprising. Razor loosens his grip enough for Astin to free a hand and then raise Razor up with it before slamming him back-first on the mat with an intelligent back-suplex! Michael quickly goes for the quick pin, despite knowing that it won't put him away.

“1!”

“2!” - Razor lets the pin get to two in order to get a bit of breathing room.

Michael raises Razor up onto his ass and then tries to apply a sleeper, but Razor is used to this and instead manages to spin about, before locking Astin up with an arm-lock. Astin isn't new to the ring and manages to roll around the ground to break out of the arm wringer quickly. Both men work their way up to their feet and Astin quickly drives an elbow with his free right arm, while his left is being held in a hammerlock.

Cedar: “Both of these men know each other so well, that they are bound to go back and forth like this!”

Miles: “I don't care, I love it!”


Razor backs off enough for Astin for Astin to quickly try and attack again. He throws a big boot into Xtreme's face, but Razor manages to duck under it. Razor quickly picks Astin up onto his shoulders and readies for a Razor's Edge, aka the GTS! However, Astin is full of energy and drops off his shoulders quickly. Razor turns around and this time it's Michael Astin who lifts Razor up onto his shoulders. He quickly tosses him completely overhead and flips him over, dropping him with a beautiful Samoan Driver – or as he calls it, 'Pavement's Greetings'! One of his coveted signatures. Once again, Astin goes for the cover.

“1!”

“2!”

-Razor kicks out at 2, once again.

Miles: “Shade is kicking ass so far, Razor needs to get his shit together!”

Cedar: “I think he prefers to be called Michael Astin now.”


Razor grabs his back and then begins to slowly work his way up to his feet. Astin is ready for him as he helps him work his way up. He quickly drops a big forearm on he back, and then another, and another. A few more forearms to the back and then he grabs the back of Razor's head and rubs his forehead against the top rope, burning him. Razor knows that at this point, he really needs to try and end this match before it gets more out of hand. “The Ultimate Synner” presses Razor against the turnbuckle and then climbs up on it and begins to drill away. Jack Hammer quickly begins to count Astin out, as Razor has a rope break. “1!” “2!” “3!” Astin continues to hammer away – no pun intended – on Razor's forehead. Punch after punch after punch. Eventually, Michael Astin gets down and backs off, before getting scolded by Jack Hammer. As he is distracted, Razor springs to life, as this is his chance to recover and get the match back on his side. He quickly turns around and begins to undo the top turnbuckle, plotting a very sneaky, very Razor-like way to win this match quickly. The referee and Michael Astin are both distracted as they continue to bicker with each other, and neither of them notice the dangerous and sneaky Razor Xtreme as he removes the turnbuckle cover.

Miles: “Finally! Some classic Razor Xtreme!”

Cedar: “Turn around, ref! Turn around! Look at that son of a bitch!”


Michael Astin quickly pushes past the ref and goes right back to Razor. He climbs back up to the second rope and begins to quickly pummel away. “1!” “2!” “3!” “4!” - as soon as Astin pauses for just a second, Razor slithers away from between his legs and then pulls both of them back. Michael smashes face-first right into the steel turnbuckle! Astin moans as he groggily moves out of the corner. Razor quickly throws a big right roundhouse kick and decks Michael Astin right across the forehead with it! Astin still doesn't fall down, but that's what Razor wanted. The self-proclaimed “Greatest of All Time” quickly raises “The Master of Syn” onto his shoulders! The fans begin to boo very loudly, as they know what's happening next. Razor throws his opponent overhead and drives a right knee directly to the nose, as hard as he possibly can! After successfully executing his finishing maneuver – the Razor's Edge, Razor quickly goes for the pin!

“1!”

“2!”

“3!”

DING! DING! DING!

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