Microwave Massacre
This fucking movie. I walked in half way through, but I couldn't take all the one-liners and bad acting. The one-liners made the movie for me, sadly enough. 1/10
Night of the Living Dead
I've always had a soft spot for zombie films, but this one felt a little too slow. I didn't see as much gore as I expected. 4/10
Legion
This movie is just awful. I'm the one who picked it out because when I wanted to rewatch the movie, but I don't remember it being so bad. The fighting scenes were badass, but I didn't like the plot at all. 3/10
Ouija
I couldn't take this movie seriously because my little sister kept asking to play with the Ouija board. The movie built up so much to have such an anticlimactic ending. 3/10
Burnt Offerings
Unlike the other movies, I really like how this movie was built up. It was obvious on how it's going, but it was still enjoyable. I don't want to say anything to spoil this movie to you so go and watch it! 7/10
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
This movie still fucks me up on how it's based on actual events. I was told that you couldn't even visit the place because so many people tried to, they sent security guards to watch the place. The girl who survived had too many chances to actually kill the guy who was murdering everyone, but she a bitch.
6/10
V/H/S: Viral
Unlike all the other movies, this one didn't make any sense, but I liked every second of it. What I didn't like about it is that it wasn't like the other two movies, where people found the footages, but rather someone was sending them out. 7/10

I hosted Terrorthon IV at my house yesterday.

Frankenstein (1931)



Terror Level: None

I always like to kick off my annual Terrorthon with a horror movie classic.

Microwave Massacre (1983)



Terror Level: None

Kitty

Terrible movie.

Night of the Living Dead (1968)



Terror Level: Medium

This was the first movie that was kinda scary of the day. This was really the birth of zombie movies. Chris didn't like how slow it was but I thought it was great. Zombies are not supposed to move fast.

Legion (2010)



Terror Level: Medium

Damn Kitty picked two bad movies in a row! There's some good jump scares in this but that doesn't make the rest of the movie a good film. Way too religious for my taste as well.

Ouija (2014)



Terror Level: Medium

There were some decent scares in this movie. It just wasn't very good. And there were rules for Ouija Boards in the movie that I never heard of before.

Burnt Offerings (1976)



Terror Level: Medium

I really enjoyed this film. This was a good change of pace from the last two movies.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)



Terror Level: Medium

The 1973 classic film would be hard for anyone to follow. I think it was so great because it seemed almost like it was a documentary and it was so gritty.

This movie is okay. It's not as creepy. The blond does make some dumb moves. It's not really as interesting to me as the first movie. I mean Letherface just slamming that slide door shut scared me when I watched the first movie. It didn't mean as much in this one.

V/H/S: Viral (2014)



Terror Level: Medium

Kitty enjoyed this a lot more than I did. I think I was just in the mindset that what I was supposed to be watching was found footage films but thinking about it that's not what this was. I explained to Kitty that I was able to watch The Blair Witch Project and think what I was watching could be real. I couldn't suspend my disbelief the same way for this movie.

The connecting dimensions story was really good. That one scared me. That really was the best story in the movie. I think they overdid a bit with the crazy demon genitals. See that's what I was talking about. Once I seen that I knew I was watching some crazy movie.

The skateboarding one was cool too. The magic one went way too long and it lost my interest. The rest of the movie didn't make much sense.

Possession (1981)



Terror Level: High

It was hard to pay attention by this point in the night. My drunk friend wanted to talk about religion and some time he got lost in the tundra.

He was sleeping during the second half and things started getting scary then.

The Terror (1963)



Terror Level: Low

The best thing I could say about this movie is that the scenery is great and the final sequence was some crazy stuff. Oh and I did think it was weird to watch Jack Nicholson play a normal person. The movie is dull at points and the best horror we get is from jump scares.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)



Terror Level: Medium

Well this isn't a classic like the first movie. I thought it was weird. Why does Freddy Krueger decides he wants to possess some random kid? And how does it do it without the kid inviting him to do it?

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)



Terror Level: Low

This movie was mostly mindless action. Well at least I wasn't very board watching this.

There was a few jump scares. I don't know what it is but some crazy dog(s) always frighten me.

A lot of the time this movie will have you saying "what?" and asking "why?"

The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)



Terror Level: None

This is a cute low budget film. It's kinda funny but don't watch this if you're looking to get spooked. And it's crazy to me that this movie was only 72 minutes long. It felt longer than that. I have seen 4 hour films that flew by. This movie dragged.

This movie has it's moments. It was cool to see Jack Nicholson in one of his really early roles as a masochist. Seymour accidentally killing the dude the first time was funny.

The ending was poopy. I don't know what posses some filmmakers to try end their films with a cheap laugh.

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)



Terror Level: None

Fuck this movie. 1/10.

Spooks Run Wild (1941)



Terror Level: None

This comedy was alright. The only thing special about it was Bela Lugosi being in this movie.

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968)



Terror Level: None

This was a Japanese body snatcher movie. This wasn't too interesting.

The X from Outer Space (1967)



Terror Level: None

This was a goofy and ugly Kaiju film. I mean look at the monster! It's goofy!

Grave Encounters (2011)



Terror Level: Medium

I watched this with Kitty. This was a scary found footage film. I didn't like how stupid the characters were at times. I could excuse some of the things done but it just got too much at several points.

Annabelle (2014)



Terror Level: Medium

I wasn't too into this. It's a movie about a doll. The ending was no good and really there was just no way they could figure out how to fight the demon doll. It's an alright movie. Nothing that warrants a squeal.

The Woman Who Wouldn't Die (1965)



Terror Level: None

This was a neat little funny film.

It Follows (2014)



Terror Level: Low

This was really disappointing. Something that seemed like horror gold was a let down.

Carnival of Souls (1962)



Terror Level: Low

Carnival of Souls is an interesting movie. It's a better version of that Twilight Zone episode where the girl driving around was supposed to die but Death didn't quite get her.

Grave Encounters was a really good movie.

And yeah It Follows was disappointing but I thought it was alright.

Bedlam (1946)



Terror Level: None

Not scary but this is an entertaining film. Boris Karloff proves he's a great actor.

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)



Terror Level: Medium

This was different. I thought this movie would be the same old same old horror film but that isn't the case here. This is interesting and fun to watch.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)



Terror Level: Medium

This seems like it was supposed to be the end of a trilogy. This was the first movie where at the end we don't get a twist ending where Freddy gets his revenge.

Like the last movie this doesn't live up to the classic first film. This was alright. It was cool to see characters from the first movie come back.

Friday the 13th (1980)



Terror Level: Medium

I wonder why this was so successful. I guess everything outside the script was good. The ending was cheesy.

The Brood (1979)



Terror Level: Medium

I wanted to cap off Halloween with some final horror movie. I wanted to see The Brood. It was scary, disturbing and disgusting... Which makes for a good horror film! The monster children look ugly and the vibe the mother gives off is creepy.

Dead Snow (2009)



Terror Level: Low

I like this film for what it was. It was mostly goofy fun where we get to see Norwegians fight off Nazi zombies. Sometimes the movie pissed me off with its "because movie" moments but honestly I had to change my mind set on what this film was supposed to be. I'll say it wasn't great or any kind of classic but it was alright. There are some really brutal deaths in this film.

MooseNugget wrote:

The Blair Witch Project (1999)



Terror Level: High

Wow! This movie was brilliant! The filmmakers did a great job of making this look and seem like it was a documentary. I thought it was great that it seemed almost like this could have been someone just fucking with out trio. They picked the right ending to make it seemed like it could have not been a supernatural story. I think someone could question if there really was a Blair Witch or if someone was just screwing with these people's heads before killing them.

Of course this isn't real but I think I think it's great when a film allows to speculate like that. That's one of the reasons Blade Runner is so great.

I was honestly annoyed for the first quarter or third of the film but the film really grabbed when once they found the stick men figures. I almost hope we never really get to see The Blair Witch because honestly it would probably be a disappointing compared to what people can imagine.

Moose Nugget

After finally watching this movie, I don't understand why some people praise it. Noooooothing happened.

I give it a 5.5 and that's being generous (I see what they were trying to do with the story and the potential it had; that's the only reason it's not like a 4.5 rating instead)

I hope Blair Witch is better when I watch that.

Also... how is the terror level high? This is one of the least scary horror movies I've ever seen. There's nothing to be afraid of throughout it.

Ge-No Talent wrote:

Moose Nugget

After finally watching this movie, I don't understand why some people praise it. Noooooothing happened.

I give it a 5.5 and that's being generous (I see what they were trying to do with the story and the potential it had; that's the only reason it's not like a 4.5 rating instead)

I hope Blair Witch is better when I watch that.

Also... how is the terror level high? This is one of the least scary horror movies I've ever seen. There's nothing to be afraid of throughout it.

I guess you just don't have imagination and implication doesn't scare you.

The only events that actually happened were stuff goes missing, one of the friends go missing, and they get killed in the end in the most predictable way. And a whole lot of just traveling the woods and standing around.

Killer Clowns.From Outer Space (1988)

Terror Level: Low

This was more fun than scary. The disgusting looking clowns had interesting ways of killing people. The soundtrack was very good. This isn't a must see but it was a fun ride. 6/10.

The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

Terror Level: None

This was a comedy rather than a horror film. It was filled with horror stars Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Borris Karloff. This was a funny film. 7/10.

The Badadook (2014)

Terror Level: High

This film creeped me out. I think this movie proved practical effects are more effective than CG. 8/10.

I forgot it was October

The Babadook is a movie I've been wanting to see for a while.

The Blob (1988)

Terror Level: Medium

I wasn't expecting much from a movie called The Blob but I'm happy to report I was pleasantly surprised. The Blob killed it's victims in a terrifying manner and this movie was suspenseful. 7/10.

1408 (2006)

Terror Level: Low

All this movie has going for it is the jump scares. It runs too long. The scene where Mike is fooled to think he escaped could be cut. Compare this to a movie like The Haunting and you'll see that less means more. 6/10.

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Terror Level: Low

The ending was nothing. Not a true climax. Nothing was resovled. Unlike 1408 this could have gone a few minutes longer and that might have saved this movie.

The ending was so awkward the way Angela/Peter was breathing. WTF was up with that.

All this had going for it is some really cool murder scenes. 3/10.

The Wolf Man (1941)



Terror Level: None

This movie was enjoyable enough. The length was good. Just a little over an hour. I wasn't expecting this to be scary. 6/10.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)



Terror Level: None

How did they make zombies the least interesting thing in this movie? This is the first movie I seen with talking intelligent zombies... Why did they do that? What's the point of having zombies if they're everything a zombie shouldn't be? Doing that makes them so not scary. 4/10.

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)



Terror Level: None

This wasn't a good as the first movie but 8/10 is a very good grade for a film.

Lily C.A.T. (1987)



Terror Level: Low

This anime film is like if you threw Alien and The Thing together. This is interesting but this film doesn't deliver. The best thing I can say about this film is the animation is creepy. I got into the story but the climax is extremely underwhelming. 5/10.

The Fly (1986)



Terror Level: High

This film the grossest effects I even seen! Watching and hearing Kitty's reaction was hilarious. 8/10.

Pâfekuto burû (1997)



Terror Level: Medium

This movie was a trip. The quality was off. I did get this on DVD and this movie took only half the size of my TV. But don't let that scare you off because this movie is great. It's not scary. It's more graphic and weird. Thankfully I got another anime movie by this man who directed this. I'm looking forward to seeing his other works. 9/10.

Alien: Covenant (2017)



Terror Level: Low

It's sad. The first Alien movie was a great horror story. This movie decided to replace the suspense and sense of dread with jump scares. It's hard to believe this was made by the man who made the first film but it's true.

I like Prometheus. If you thought that movie was dumb than you're going to hate this one. I didn't need to learn how the aliens became what they were. In fact knowing less about them makes them more scary and mysterious. I thought Prometheus did an okay job. This movie was trying to do too much.

And they don't make us care about the characters. Well most of them anyway. If Tennessee died at the end instead of lived I wouldn't have felt any different at the end of the movie.

I didn't think this would be the case but for some reason my friends see something in this movie that I can't. I got some flack for not liking this film. So I'll say that the movie looked great. Some of the scenes were exciting. I have mixed feeling when it comes to David.

The first two thirds of the film is dull to me. I think things don't heat up until the 3rd act. Some badass shit happens then. I didn't like it and I honestly think it'll put you to sleep. 3/10.