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PostSubject: M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match   M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match EmptyMon Jun 02, 2014 4:59 am

Due: Sunday, June 8th at Midnight (-5 EST)
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PostSubject: Re: M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match   M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match EmptyMon Jun 02, 2014 7:11 pm


The bell chimes three whole cotton pickin' times and the match is underway. The two spend about two minutes playing slap ass before delivering ten minutes worth of riveting back and forth action consisting of exhilarating moves that leave the crowd in awe of the wrestling ability on display.  Spyro tomahawk pimp slaps Tranny Annie to the square mat that is covered by canvas and has wood under it, that is put together by underpaid ring crew. He puts on a jet pack he brought to the ring and flies into the air on it, all the way to the rafters. He sheds the pack and then leaps off, performing roughly 539 corkscrew flip saults before transvortexing himself into an inverted 720 shooting star frog splash super Hoganrific son of a gun LEG DROP!

~Ted Cedar~
"OH MAH GAWD IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.... HE KILLED HIM! GAWD AS MY WITNESS TRANNY ANNIE'S NECK IS BROKENED. "

~Joey Miles~
"(he says his usual crude human vulgar stuff because he is generic but still kinda cool actually)"

The pin happens

Oneski

Twoski

Thr-NO ski

~Ted Cedar~
"KICK OUT! KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!KICK OUT!"

~Joey Miles~
"Da Fak?"

Spyro hurt himself on the trip and gets up hobbled. The Tranny delivers the most brutal finisher ever, named... "the move to end all moves" It is a move so indescribably devastating that there's no words that can be typed to describe it.

~Ted Cedar~
"I HAVE JUST HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!"

~Joey Miles~
"Interesting tactic, let's see if it pays off.... COTTON!"

The pin comes

ONESKI

TWOSKIE

THREESKI!!!

DING DING DING

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"Your winner of the match.... via the move to end all moves... TRANSOCLEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

Tranny Annie gets on his vintage Vespa motorscooter and rides away flipping the bird to all the jeering fans.

End of Match
OOC: No muse as you can tell. You still might want to post a legit little match thing, like a one hitter quitter thing, otherwise I might actually win. crazi
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PostSubject: Re: M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match   M6.) Transocles vs. Spyro | Singles Match EmptyThu Jun 05, 2014 3:43 pm

OOC: Alright then, fuck it.

The bell tolls three times prompting Patient #8994 to remove the muzzle from around his face, revealing his pearly white gnashers. He smiles at his opponent, uncaring for whether or not they have a cock or a cunt. The sexually ambiguous superstar goes for a quick shoot of the leg, but the seven footer is unmoved by this. He leans over and places one arm around the gut of Transocles and easily lift schlim up. He marches the ring, still with the opponent underarm – who is wriggling in an attempt to break free. He halts his march in the centre of the ring and hoists schler up, so schlit’s back arches over his shoulder. He falls forward, causing the woman-with-a-penis to plummet down to the mat. She rolls away into the far corner while Spyro laughs on his knees in the middle of the squared circle. The Butcher keeps on the attack, walking over to the corner in which the Covetous Bastard is sat. He places his hand around the victim’s throat and pulling them up onto their tip-toes. Terr pulls Trans’ face close to his and smiles. He pulls his head back and jolts it forward, spitting a thick, green mist into the face of the adversary, laughing hysterically as Transocles is visibly traumatised, their mouth wide agape, the mist condensed on their face and dripping. Spyro sticks his split tongue out, each prong of the fork moving and wiggling independent of the other. Again, he lunges forward, sticking his tongue into the open mouth of the opponent, likely still moving the tongue’s ‘forks’.

Joey Miles: “No! Fucking no!”
Ted Cedar: “What’s the matter partner?”
Joey Miles: “What’s the matter? WHAT’S THE FUCKING MATTER?! We’ve got a fucking pre-op transgender getting fucking tonsil raped by a God damn fucking clown! And I fucking hate clowns!”
Ted Cedar: “Whilst I’ll agree it’s unconventional, there’s no need to-“
Joey Miles: “UNCONVENTIONAL?! No, you know what? Fuck that. Fuck this shit, and fuck you Ted. I’m not sitting here and watching this shit. You call this match, I’m out. I’ll be back after this shit is over.”


With that Joey takes his headset off and starts to make his way to the back, refusing to take part in this monstrosity. Speaking of words that share a vague similarity with “monstrosity” the monster in the ring (not talking about Transocles’ penis that she/he/it most certainly doesn’t have here) releases his lip lock and throws the one hundred and seventy pounder over the top rope to the cold concrete below one handed with ease. He follows over the top rope, not giving the pre-transgender a chance to recover. The Crazed Clown grasps a good handful of the lushly long, dark hair and rips a clump of it out, crushing the spirit of the woman-to-be he’s “wrestling against”. He tries again, this time grabbing the scruff of the neck in order to lift the competitor up to herhis feet. Spyro the little purple dragon, haha innuendos applies a front facelock and hooks the opponent’s arm over the nape of his own neck. Hoisting the opponent up, they are only supported for a precious few seconds before they are brought cascading down, gut first into the barricade. The agony in the stomach of the feminine bloke is only relieved due to a hard knee to the base of the skull, smashing the face off of the hard barricade. SHe slumps down to the ground. By this point the referee has counted to three and is threatening to count out both superstars if they don’t make their way to the ring, but Spyro ignores him. He stands over his fallen opponent and slithers his arm underneath their shoulder, his hand clamping down on the back of the neck. He grabs the hooked arm’s wrist with his free hand and lifts the dead weight that is Transocles up, wrenching back and forth taking the very life out of the superstar. The ref reaches the count of six and suddenly Spyro throws the opponent asunder and begins screaming at an imaginary figure.

“WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!”

The giant clown marches towards a fixed point, gathering speed with every step. He begins to do laps of the ring, in pursuit of an imaginary character. As the referee reaches the count of nine, Spyro suddenly makes a bee-line for the ring, perhaps still in pursuit. He lunges towards this figure, obviously catching nothing but air and eating canvas for his troubles, just as the referee reaches the count of ten.

They announce him as the victor and shit.
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