And in the office.

Y'all got any classes together?

1.

Which is that one?

Civics.

Nice.. Is Stats easy for you?

Yeah, shit is fuckin easy.

AP? I think there's only one level for Stats anyway.

How's English?

Yeah.

I got Mythology. Worst shit ever.

Easiest and interesting shit ever.

Is Mythology an actual class or just a subject you guys are going over?

Mythology is a class. A gay one I might add.

Don't you get to choose your classes?

But bitch mythology is interesting.

Was Hillary Clinton an effective Secretary of State? How so?

IDK. I think she handled the Benghazi "scandal" very well though.

Why quotes around scandal? You think it was a scandal or it wasn't?

It might have been a semi-scandal because Obama may have deceived us about what happened in Benghazi saying that a protest turned into a terrorist attack instead of saying it was a planned terrorist attack. But the way those idiots acted like it was the worst thing ever was quite annoying. It doesn't matter whether it was planned or not, the problem is that it happened, which Hillary did a good job of explaining.

Do you eat penises for breakfast sometimes?

No, that's gay.

What's wrong with eating penises?

That's for queers, it isn't okay to be queer. It's against nature.

Then why should we let homosexuals exist? BURN THEM ALL!!!

That's what i'm saying.

Who's the 12th man supposed to be?

The Seahawks fans. 11 players on the field at once and since our crowd is very loud and has an impact in the game, they're called the 12th Man.

I see how it is.

So do you like to dance?  

Sure, it's an excuse to touch chicks.