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 |  Subject: "Tú me has dado a comer el aperitivo. Ahora quiero el plato principal." | Dominik Diveraz Promo Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:29 pm | |
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| | Subject: Lol, You're Reading The Post Title Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:19 pm | |
| The show returns from a commercial break following the Big Jim vs. Jonathan Blade match.
Ted Cedar
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to XWA Vendetta! I'm here alongside my, uhm, new broadcast partner, Joey Miles."
Joey Miles
"Fuckin' right, cunts. I'm back!"
Ted Cedar
"Joey! What did management say about toning it down?"
Joey Miles
"Don't be a faggot. God, I miss Dean."
"Yo quiero Taco Bell."
Daddy Yankee's "Impacto" remix hits the PA System as Dominik Diveraz, sporting a couple new tattoos, steps out onto the stage, holding the hand of his wife Samantha.
Joey Miles
"Awwww yeeeeeah, time for the utmost in midgetery."
Ted Cedar
"Well, neither Dominik nor Samantha, who will be making her in ring debut tonight, are scheduled to wrestle just yet. I wonder why they're out here."
Joey Miles
"Who gives half a dick? Just shut up and enjoy Dominik and his fine ass wife."
Dominik, accompanied by Samantha and a chorus of boos, makes his way to the ring. In his free hand he has a burrito from Taco Bell, which he eats as he makes it to the squared circle. By the time he gets there, he still has half a burrito left. He nonchalantly tosses it into the crowd, the burrito smacking some poor girl in the face. Diveraz lets go of Samantha's hand before sliding into the ring while she walks up the steps. Once she reaches the apron, Dominik sits on the middle rope and pushes the top rope up, helping his wife enter the ring. Chivalry! Diveraz asks for a microphone while his music dies down.
Dominik Diveraz
"Finally, vatos! It is finally happening! At CyberSlam, chico, I get a shot at the XWA World Heavyweight Championship! Si!"
The audience continues to boo heavily.
Dominik Diveraz
"Last week, I was put in the ring with that dumb gringo Hitman Alex and the fatter than holy hell vato E.G. Deal; winner to face David Michaels at CyberSlam. And what happened? I won! Like I always do, vatos, I won! I told you all that I would be the next World Heavyweight Champion and now I'm one step closer! I celebrated, after that win. As you can see, got myself a few tattoos. Had a few drinks, ate a few tacos, including a certain pink taco."
Dominik looks at Samantha before winking, as she lightly chuckles before smiling back at him.
Dominik Diveraz
"Now, we had the week off last week for Christmas. Fast forward to now and we're back. I got myself an upcoming World Heavyweight Championship match and the World Heavyweight Champion has the Tag Team Championships. I told you Takumi was gonna fail without me, esas. But I digress. Tonight, I continue my celebration by facing the tag team partner of your beloved World Heavyweight Champion, JHalc. And to make things better, it's a Tables match! Can you imagine me, five foot four, less than one hundred and sixty pounds, putting someone through a table? No? Well, I can. And I will. I'll find a way to get that puta through the table and it'll be a lesson to David Michaels. After I break his partner, I'm gonna break him, vato! Then XWA will have its true World Heavyweight Champion; the man who should've won the damn title at Endure! Tú me has dado a comer el aperitivo. Ahora quiero el plato principal. You have given me the appetizer. Now I want the main course."
Dominik hands the microphone to Samantha.
Samantha Valentina Claudio
"Not only will Dominik put JHalc through a table tonight, but I will make my debut in this very ring when I face some perra named Nicole Johnson. Honey, I suggest you find some way out of this match. With XWA's Women's Championship coming back at CyberSlam, I'm gonna demolish every little bitch in this division until that belt is mine. Me and Dominik are gonna be the power couple of XWA, like it should be. Él es un Dios. Soy una Diosa. We are the best to ever live."
Samantha hands the microphone back to Dominik.
Dominik Diveraz
"Oh, by the way, Davey Boy. Since the next Pay Per View is CyberSlam, that means these culos get to pick our stipulation. I was told that I choose one stip, you choose another and our General Manager chooses the third. Well, I've already chosen my stipulation choice. I want to face you in the same match I faced Mikey Heartbreak in to win my first ever World Championship, back in 2008. I want to face you in an I Quit Match! Adios, amigo."
The crowd actually cheers at the stipulation choice of Dominik as he drops the microphone. His music hits again as him and Samantha exit the ring.
Ted Cedar
"Wow! Blockbuster announcement by Dominik! One of the three stipulation options that fans will vote for in determining the main event of CyberSlam is an I Quit match!"
Joey Miles
"Hahahaha, that's brilliant! There's no way in hell David can make Dominik quit. The dude's small, but he's not a quitter. And if he can make that pansy Mikey Heartbreak quit, he can definitely make David Michaels quit. Mikey was a faggot, but he had ridiculous durability."
The scene fades to black. |
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| | Subject: Re: "Tú me has dado a comer el aperitivo. Ahora quiero el plato principal." | Dominik Diveraz Promo Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:52 am | |
| Pretty good promo, as is usual from your now. You had the normal talking, with the comedic value in between, and I liked how you considered facing Jay a "celebration". Pretty good job in stating why you chose the I Quit match, too. Also, Joey Miles. <3 |
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| | Subject: Re: "Tú me has dado a comer el aperitivo. Ahora quiero el plato principal." | Dominik Diveraz Promo Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:35 pm | |
| I enjoyed the siimple, but mostly straight to the point dialogue. Good, solid promo. I also laughed at the 'pink taco' remark. Also enjoyed Dominik acknowledging the challenge in actually putting JHalc through a table because of his size. That's a nice bit of added realism there. |
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| | Subject: Re: "Tú me has dado a comer el aperitivo. Ahora quiero el plato principal." | Dominik Diveraz Promo Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:12 am | |
| I read this when you posted it to see what stip you had chosen but didn't comment till now. Re-read it and it was still enjoyable. Nice work. I too smirked at "pink taco."
Like Rob said, it was simple but enjoyable, good portrayal of Dominik, and just good work overall. ____________________ . Favorite Current Wrestlers:1. Sasha Banks 2. Becky Lynch 3. 4. 5. Favorite All-Time Wrestlers:Your dad |
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