So I just found this picture:



This is a list of the guys in WWE that have passed the "One Ton Challenge."

Just going to go through the list, commenting on the guys that you may not know (well, you'll know them, but this is real name stuff)

Orlando Colon = Epico (WAT?)
Kofi Sarkodie-Mensah = Kofi Kingston (again WAT?)
Austin Watson = Xavier Woods
Miroslav Barnyashev = Alexander Rusev (down in NXT right now, absolute beast so not surprised)
Claudio Castagnoli probably did it one handed
John Cena isn't a surprise
Nick McNeil = Percy Watson
Barri Griffiths = Mason Ryan
Tevita Fifita = Camacho (is he still with WWE?)
Curt Hussey = Fandango (DANCE POWAH)
W. Rotunda = Bray Wyatt (FAT POWAH)
Kevin Kiley = Alex Riley (ANNOUNCE POWAH)
T. Rotunda = Bo Dallas (TERRIBLE WRESTLER POWAH)
T. Bullard = Titus O'Neill (BARKING POWAH)
Joe Anoai = Roman Reigns (POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Michael Hutter = Derrick Bateman
G. Murdoch = Brodus Clay (Dammit, I already used fat powah)
Ettore Ewen = Big E. Langston
Jorge Arriaga = Hunico (...wat?)

So...the next WWE powerhouse tag team is Hunico and Epico.

Jon Emmiger was Lucky Cannon if I'm not mistaken... wat?

These niggas r strong

2000 pounds? On a clean and jerk? I know jack shit about weightlifting, but I know that's fucking ridiculous. This has to mean something else, right?

Now is this the weightlifting one ton challenge or the sleeping with women one ton challenge?

I have absolutely no idea what it is. Maybe a series of things where the total weight is over 2000lb? Or "ton" might just be used as way of saying "FUCKING HEAVY THINGS" rather than literally meaning a ton.

I don't believe for one second Kofi Kingston lifted a fucking ton <_<

Minkaro wrote:

G. Murdoch = Brodus Clay (Dammit, I already used fat powah)

Ummm... FUNK POWAAAAAAAAAAH! would fit him as of now.

And this has something to do with "Hard Nock's South" gym that John Cena goes to. Probably some kind of achievement. (I can't find any useful info on that)

Damn. That's cray cray. Pretty strong fellas.

Chilly wrote:

I don't believe for one second Kofi Kingston lifted a fucking ton

Maybe that scrawny fucker has like Superman power?