The bell rings and immediately Dirty Dick Holiday starts throwing punches at EG Deal's face. Deal attempts to block his attacks but he connects enough to stagger him. The Southerner see his chance to do something big and quickly makes his towards the corner of the ring and begins climbing the turnbuckles.
TJ: 9/11! *clap clap clap* 9/11! *clap clap clap*
Joey Miles: He's about to pull a 9/11 job right here!
EG Deal recovers enough to look around and find where Dick Holiday has gone but it's too late! Dirty Dick launches himself at the big Egyptian and hits him with a huge flying clothesline! Holiday quickly covers him...
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The bell rings after Holiday as made quick work of Deal.
Just as quick as he won the match Captain Dixie exits the ring as his manager Richard Rich. Jr. makes his way out to Dean.
Richard Rich Jr.: What did Dirty Dick just tell ya Dean? When we promise something we deliver! And that's why our stocks are rising. And I hope the deadman Serpent and his candy crew were watching because I'm sure my men Nugget Man, Axhole Anvil and the insane man himself Buster Honeycutt will make just quick work of you lot.
Dean: Well Richard I'm not so sure about that. Those men have a lot more skill in the ring than EG Deal.
Richard Rich Jr.: Yeah right! When we're done with these guys tonight I'll personally pay for Serpent's second funeral. See Dean aren't I a nice guy?
Dick Holiday: You know Richard my only regret right now is that I'm not going to be involved in the main event tonight but someone has to do the dirty work and take out trash like EG Deal.
TJ cheers
Richard Rich Jr.: And the fan thanks you for it Dick. RICH is not afraid of the clown show we're facing tonight. And to prove it I'll leave you with Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Ha!
Richard Jr. and Dick leave Dean's interview table.
Dean: Well RICH is certainly confident about their chances in the big six man tag team main event we have scheduled for tonight. Fans we'll be right back with you after a word from our sponsors.