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PostSubject: *Main Event* Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match   *Main Event* Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match EmptyFri Oct 18, 2019 12:47 am

It's MooseNugget vs. Snoopz panic

RICH (Axhole Anvil, Buster Honeycutt & The Nugget Man) with Richard Rich vs. Serpant, Candyman Sr. & Candyman

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The bell rings and the battle begins with The Candyman Sr. facing off with RICH’s The Nugget Man. Nugget’s manager Richard yells at him that he needs to do a lockup. Nugget looks at him bewildered and yells back “I don’t know how the hell to do that!” Rich grabs his head in frustration asking him if he was kidding before Candyman Sr. clocks him with a right hand. The distracted Nugget Man falls to right to the canvas and is met with several stomps from Big Daddy. After attacking his downed opponent Candyman Sr. runs towards the rops. Sadly for the big man he’s caught by RICH’s leader the dastardly Richard Rich Jr. who causes him to crumble towards the mat.

TJ: MAN THAT THIS FUCKED UP! REF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! EJECT HIM!

Richard Rich gets into an argument TJ and that distracts the referee. RICH sees this as an opening to illegally come into the ring and attack Candyman Sr. “Daddy no!” yells the son of Candyman Sr. who loves his dad very much. He immediacy enters the ring to save his father. Serpant on the other hand starts crying and jumps down to the floor to join Joey Miles at the commentary table.

Joey Miles: What the hell are you doing man?

Serpant: I want to dedicate our victory tonight to my hero John McCain! You know Joey that man was a real American hero. When I’m feeling depressed I always think about that time he picked Governor Palin to be his Vice Presidential nominee.

Joey Mile: He buddy I know you want to cry about the corpse but it looks like RICH is turning your friends into corpses right now!

And it’s true Candyman joining the fray helped his father somewhat in the battle against RICH but the numbers game caught up to the father/son duo. RICH is laying a beat down on the candymen. The three men are able to throw out The Candyman outside the ring. The Nugget Man and Buster Honeycutt go to hold down Candyman Sr. to the mat as if he were a sacrifice being made to Axhole Anvil. “The Manifestation of Genocide” quickly, or as fast as a thousand pound man could go, bounces off the rope to do a gigantic splash onto Candyman Sr.

TJ: HOLY SHIT!

Joey Miles: How is Candyman Sr. going to kick out of that shit. The sack of shit is half a ton!

RICH encourages the referee to count Anvil’s pin on Candyman Sr. Mr. Pretzel quickly enters the ring to make the count!

1!

2!

Sperpant pulls Mr. Pretzel out of the ring saving Candyman Sr.! Sperpant enters the ring and yells to Axhole Anvil “This is what John McCain would have wanted!”
“I bet he would have wanted this too!” Richard Rich yells at him, who’d just jump onto the ring apron. Sperpant turn to face the trust fund baby and immediately met with powder to his eyes. The blinded Sperpant squeals as Axhole Anvil lifts him up into the fireman carry position.

Joey Miles: How this fuck did he lift that fat bastard up?

And of course Anvil drops him head first into the canvas, hitting him with the infamous Darkness Drop! Anvil makes the cover and Mr. Pretzel comes in to make the count!

1!

2!

3!

Buster Honeycutt and The Nugget Man enter the ring to help lift Anvil off the poor Sperpant and celebrate their victory over the babyface team.

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Suddenly, the Candyman father and son duo run into the ring and attack the three. Candyman pushes The Nugget Man to the floor and he rolls out of the ring, while Candyman Sr. does a kappu kick to Axhole Anvil and then lays Buster out with a standing Shooting Star Press DDT. The fans cheer wildly as Sr. turns to Mr. Pretzel and offers him an ounce of heroin. Pretzel declines and the younger Candyman angrily kicks him in the balls for defying his beautiful father's wishes.

Booker T: "THE REFEREE IS OUT, DAWG! WHAT DA HAYULL?!"

Joey Miles: "Fucking Christ, how long have you been sitting there there?"

With the referee down, Candyman Sr. goes out of the ring and looks for a weapon. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Candyman teabags Mr. Pretzel. The Nugget Man starts getting up outside of the ring and he walks towards Candyman Sr. Sr. goes to knock him out with a toaster, because he found that under the ring for some reason, but he tells him he comes in peace. Skeptical, Candyman Sr. keeps the toaster aimed at The Nugget Man but he hears him out. The Nugget Men tells him he wants to buy some drugs for his friend Chris Foster. Excited at the prospect of another successful deal, Candyman Sr. drops the toaster and pulls out his supplies. While the deal goes on outside the ring, inside the ring, Candyman is now being teabagged by Mr. Pretzel. I'm not sure when the roles got reversed there.

Booker T: "Dawg, he puttin his tarriwags in dude's face. WHAT DA HAYULL?!"

Joey Miles: "Did you just--Did you just say tarriwags?"

Booker T: "Yeah dawg, his spangle blisters."

Joey Miles: "..."

Booker T: "His hoonganoongas."

Joey Miles: "..."

Booker T: "His balls, dawg."

Joey Miles: "What the fuck are balls?"

The drug deal is almost done, when suddenly The Nugget Man pulls out his cop badge. "I was a cop all along and you're going back to that Nebraska prison, dirtbag!" he yells, as he pulls his handcuffs out. "Shit, 50!" Candyman Sr. yells. He tries to sprint away but because his picbase is Kevin Nash, he breaks his quad.

TJ: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HIS QUAD!"

Inside the ring, Mr. Pretzel is now teabagging Axhole Anvil and Buster Honeycutt while the younger Candyman is taking a breather. None of this is explained.

Booker T: "Damn, dawg, I think Candyman Sr. going to jail."

Joey Miles: "I'm not just gonna drop this. You said tarriwags."

Axhole, having had more than enough of these games, pushes Mr. Pretzel's tarriwags out of his face and gets back to his feet. "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH", Axhole yells at the referee, while Buster retreats to his corner to find his stash of KFC fried chicken. He has to replenish his health with greasy foods every 5 minutes or else he'll die. And if he dies in an eFed, he dies in real life. Outside the ring, Candyman Sr. begs The Nugget Man not to arrest him, but it's to no avail. He grabs the Candyman Sr.'s hand to lock in the cuffs, but he was playing possum. The Candyman Sr. jumps straight from a position on his knees into the air and does a 720 backwards rotation before landing a double foot stomp to the top of his cranium. The Nugget Man is knocked unconscious (and also probably has a concussion) and The Candyman Sr. rolls him into the ring. "Pin him, son!" Sr. says. "Anything for you, you sexy hunk of papa," the son replies. He goes for the cover and Mr. Pretzel calls it.

1!

2!

3!

Booker T: "NUGGET MAN IS ELIMINATED, DAWG! IT'S TIED, DAWG! WHAT DA HAYULL?!"

Joey Miles: "But ... tarriwags?"

The match is now tied, two people left per team.

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