Happy Feet

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

It's the only time I ever needed to stop a movie midway into it because it was so horrible.

Toss up between; The Golden Compass and Cloverfield.

Well, out of legit films. I've seen plenty of Z-movies but they know they're shit.

Cloverfield?

CLOVERFIELD?!

Somebody hold my necklace, I'm about to go ham on Meth.

I'm just going to paste my lowest rated films.

Jackass 3D
Knucklehead
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
See No Evil
NeverEnding Story III, The

Oh yeah.. about a year or so ago I made a list with ratings of all the movies I've seen that I can remember. Been updating it every once in a while but completely forgot about it for the past few months until this reminded me. Here's where doing that list comes in handy.

Movies I rated as a 1/10:

28 Days Later 1.00
Detention 1.00
Sorority Row 1.00
Spring Breakers 1.00
The Tall Man 1.00

I'd probably say Spring Breakers and Detention are the worst... damn those were horrible.

The Fast and the Furious

Pride & Prejudice - it was the most boring film I've ever spent money on watching in the cinema

Hide and Seek
-Movie makes you think the little girl sees some kind of creature only for it to be the father at the end....

SPOILERS.

Destroyer wrote:

The Fast and the Furious

Where I won't say it's the worst film I've seen; YAY SOMEONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT <3

The Room
Birdemic
Springbreakers

Nuff said.

22 Jump Street

Fucking waste of money.

That Superman movie from like 5 years ago. Fucking hated it.

Meth wrote:

The Golden Compass.

Dat bear fight though..

It's hard to say, but a few that come to mind..

-Twilight up until I lost my shit and refused to watch anymore when it was revealed they sparkle
-The Chaperone
-Click
-Little Nicky
-That other Adam Sandler one where he inherited a fuckton of money
-All of the "Not Another" shitty movies

Too tired to think of more, but I've seen some shit... Twilight is probably the only one I refused to finish though.

The Rock wrote:

22 Jump Street

Fucking waste of money.

That movie where Adam Sandler was the son of Satan

jack the giant slayer

The Thing

It's scary

Bruno

I got a new answer!

Night Train to Terror (1985)



Trash

Trash

TRASH!!!

I'm changing my answer to Abducted. I posted this review on another forum:

I feel betrayed. When I was last in HMV I grabbed five films because they had this five for £20 thing. One of them was "Abducted" just to make up the numbers. It's called LA Slasher in other places, but the cover here has Dave Bautista (he of Guardians of the Galaxy and Spectre) holding a gun, so I took it to be this Taken rip-off, and grabbed it expecting a bit of fun (because I like Dave).

He's in two scenes, for about maybe ten minutes of the film. The rest of it is this serial killer voiced by Andy Dick (the words "voiced by Andy Dick" are now going to haunt my nightmares) going around killing "celebrities" (basically takes on the Kim Kardashian/Snooki/Paris Hilton types). Other cast members include Danny Trejo, Eric Roberts, and Tori Black. You'll find better acting in a lot of Tori's other films...or so I'm told.

It might actually be the worst film I've ever seen. I'm making a genuine effort here to think of worse, and I'm really struggling. The acting is painful (the people I've mentioned are barely in it, but it's like they turned up, did a take, and left), the editing is awful, and I'm actually ashamed of myself for buying this. I would not wish this experience on my worst enemy.

PURE SUFFERING/10

Andy Dick

I found my review of Night Train to Terror I posted on here.

MooseNugget wrote:

The only reason I decided to check this out was because it was TCM's Underground movie of the week. From my experience that's when they air horrible indy movies. This is honestly the worst movie I ever seen.

This movie is attempt to make a buck on combining past movies with unreleased footage to make one film. What we get is this combination of horrible stories, pornographic torture scenes, cheesy effects, horrible transitions, wooden acting, gore, bad editing and the worst '80s music you'll ever hear. This film is really such a sad attempt at a movie I would have sued someone to get my name off it. When one of the directors saw the film he was embarrassed.

So this movie is basically God and Satin on a train together recalling old events, which are past movies condensed into half hour segments to make the anthology film. I never seen any of the films so I can't really say if they butchered them or if they did us a favor shorting them. But obviously they don't do a good job because it feels like each story is going far too quickly. In fact they feel more like trailers for the films. And the effects are so cheesy. I don't know if it's fair to say it's a low budget film because I seen other low budget horror films from the same time and they do fantastic jobs with effects and makeup.

And the acting is so horrible. The best acting is from God and Satin who of course get the least amount of screen time.

And there's cuts to these kids on the train who sing one of the worst '80s pop song you'll ever hear.

The people that put this mess together should feel ashamed. 1/10.

I still stand by Spring Breakers as the worst. The movie is like a blur of pure garbage.