This clown Burdur Smurf doesn't know how to play

I got two 2nd's and idk how to play?

You got lucky af

You landed on Free Parking three times in one game

Moose salty I did better than him every game

When we all gonna play again?

Sam I Am wrote:

I got two 2nd's and idk how to play?

You had to ask what mortgaged properties were and thought you could get a monopoly by owning two properties in a set of three. If anyone else had as much luck as you had with the dice rolling, they would've won each game.

Maaaan there was a point where you got perfectly on free parking when there were skyscrapers all around it that would've made your ass go broke

Also y'all be playing 3 on 1 against me not giving me any fair deals and shit

We gave you plenty of fair deals. Moose even gave you deals that were fucking himself over and helping you. You just declined most of the deals because you don't understand how the game works.

I used my money wisely that's why I got two 2nd places and nearly won

You got two 2nd places, but never came close to winning, despite easily getting the luckiest dice rolls of anyone in the game. Again, had anyone else been in your position, they would've won both of those games. They also would've accepted a lot of the really good offers given to them because they understand how the game works.

Nah y'all would've kept going bankrupt due to not managing a budget

I wish you had played with the legendary ESMERALDA PEREZ, she would have buttfucked you

Batman wrote:

I wish you had played with the legendary ESMERALDA PEREZ, she would have buttfucked you

Is that Mexi (Elmer) after a sex change?

Also I just read through this thread and man I used to be a lot funnier in 2017 As evident by this joke compared to those

So you playing with Razor and me or what?

Bring it pussy!

Also, you were never funny

I think Burdur has always been funny...

Funny in the head

Sam I Am wrote:

You all avoiding the Monopoly Champ?

Two years later: "What are those greyed out properties?"

I got a light chuckle out of Burdur's salty diet joke, though.

Sam I Am wrote:

You know what else is salty?

Spoiler:

Sam I Am wrote:

You all avoiding the Monopoly Champ?

Sam I Am wrote:

Oh man

Also instead of poker chips we're gonna have to play with potato chips if we want CB to take the game seriously.

Sam I Am wrote:

Not long until TJ starts remembering childhood while playing these monopoly games.

Batman wrote:

I won 4 in a row. I would've cleaned Burdur's bank of those $46 he has.

Sam I Am wrote:

You ain't taking any of my $46. You weren't playing with any type of competition.

Sam I Am wrote:

(btw did you hack into my Chase account??? because I have $43.72 on there )

Man 2017 me cracks myself up

Also we playing tonight or what?

Waiting for someone to respond on Discord

MooseNugget wrote:

Waiting for someone to respond on Discord

I'm ready on pogo

Do you need me to give you a Club Pogo pass?

Give him a pass plz. I aint playin with ads lol

I had to stand up because I got a phone call to do something in 20 minutes that I was told I had until Saturday to do before

Damn thats annoying, those assholes!

My laptop randomly restarted not long after Moose left too. I was going to win that game vs. noob Betsy & bots

What is this, Mexico? Are you too poor to buy the full version? Playing with ads, this poor ass clown.