TNA has issued the following press release:

“IMPACT WRESTLING is proud to announce the signing of five fresh and new members to our active roster effective immediately. Jesse Guilmette, Laura Dennis, Marshe Rockett, Thomas LaRuffa and Mikael Vierge all signed their contracts with IMPACT WRESTLING earlier this month.

Jesse Guilmette and Laura Dennis are best known on the independent wrestling scene as Pepper Parks and Cherry Bomb. This real-life married duo caught the eye of IMPACT WRESTLING officials, and on a very emotional day for both Jesse and Laura, they signed their contracts together and look forward to entertaining the IMPACT WRESTLING fans very soon.

Marshe Rockett was born in Normal, Illinois and has earned the nickname “Mr. M80” for his explosive offensive ability. Marshe impressed IMPACT WRESTLING officials at a recent tryout and was signed immediately. Marshe is someone who can make a quick impression on the IMPACT WRESTLING roster.

Thomas LaRuffa and Mikael Vierge, both born in France, have been competing all over the world for the past several years. Tom and Mikael want to be considered the benchmark for tag teams in IMPACT WRESTLING and their desire to be the best has set them apart from their peers. Following the career path of both Eli Drake and Bram, Tom and Mikael have extensive training inside the wrestling ring and look to bring their knowledge to IMPACT WRESTLING.

We welcome all five of these amazing athletes as the newest members of the TNA IMPACT WRESTLING roster and look forward to seeing them in action on IMPACT WRESTLING in the near future.”

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realt wrote:

on a very emotional day for both Jesse and Laura, they signed their contracts together and look forward to entertaining the IMPACT WRESTLING fans very soon.

I guarantee that was not a good emotion.

No one to get excited about.

Then again in the state TNA is in their fans will go crazy for guys like Eli Drake

can get who you can get. I mean at least the signed some people

I've heard of Cherry Bomb. She was ranked, like, 6 or 7 on the 2015 PWI Top Women thing.

there is a mr.m80 that wrestles at PTW, the local shitty flea market company around my town...he also looks like he trains at the local buffet...also calls himself the michael jordan of wrestling

I like Cherry Bomb and Pepper Parks but they're not big signings for TNA.

It really just depends on how TNA uses them. They did wonders for ECIII who was a comedy jobber in WWE.

Dunno who any of them are.

Two of them were Marcus Louis & Sylvester Lefort in NXT.

Ahhh ok