5) I just imagined the ghost standing close by and reaching in and out with every question. Make it less spoopy
4) The quality was garbage, making it less spoopy
3) On the first EVP it sounds like a soft, gentle farting. On the second EVP it sounds like there's a turd stuck, so they're trying to get it out.
2) This one is so fucking fake.
1) Okay maybe number 2 isn't fake after all. I want to stay there now though.