The Pokemon Company is releasing a line of Pokemon-bum-themed merchandise. Bum-themed-merchandise. As in, it’s merchandise based on the backend of different Pokemon. Pokebums, basically.

Moving swiftly on, the merchandising line is part of the HIP POP! Parade collection (seriously, it’s Pokemon derrières!), and will be made available in Pokemon Centers in Japan, soon.





















The line includes Pokemon butt cushions, butt keyrings, butt commuter cards, rubber butt charms, butt pouches, squishy butt magnets, butt-themed-bags, butt cups – yes, butt cups, for people who want to drink tea out of, never mind – butt cards, and Poke-butt boxer shorts.

In other non- tushy-related news, more evidence recently surfaced hinting at a new Pokemon game.

The news of Pokemon Z (which is the name the fans have given to the next game) comes from the latest issue of the CoroCoro magazine in Japan, where images of Zygarde’s new forms were first shown along with other never before seen pictures, such as Ash-Greninja, which is being described as "the form that Greninja takes when the bond between it and Ash is raised to the limit."

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What a load of ass