Nigga, quit being a bitch.

Drächen Fx wrote:

I'ma whoop your ass so bad next week your grandparents will have to move in & you'll never log on again.

You turned on this shit quickly.

Drachen out here being Damien TJdow

Is it me or is the FA dry as hell?

Man I'm not used to having this many good options to start each week after last season. Idk wtf to do now.

I'll trade someone like 3 guys for an elite RB or elite WR.

Eeyen wrote:

Drachen out here being Damien TJdow

man, and I'm not even panicking that bad.

You are behind the scenes

Man, there's a BIG difference between how I and TJ react to a loss. I just throw temper tantrums where as TJ has legit mental meltdowns. Not one nigga w/ a brain would actually think I quit. Somedays  I think we're talking TJ out of suicide.

So in conclusion: I get mad, TJ gets sad

But I'm pretty sure this nigga will quit for real after taking another ass whooping in Week 2.

Or I can help you out with a trade. I want to see you do well nigga.

He ain't going to improve his team with any of your trash.

Trash?

You refer to my team as Fleeeeeek Squaaaaad this year.

@MooseNugget Start Ertz in the TE slot.

Also why did you bench Thomas? Trade him to me

Ain't no one on your team worthy for him.

Señor Sanders 2016 wrote:

He ain't going to improve his team with any of your trash.

I do feel like I have a better chance of improving my team by grabbing dudes off waivers than I do trading for anyone off of Burdur's team tbh.

@MooseNugget

Next week you have 0 RB's on your team that will actually get playing time.

Trade proposal: Demaryius Thomas for Alfred Morris

You need a RB badly or else you can't even fill out a starting lineup for the rest of the season. This is a REALLY good offer for you. I should be trying to rob you by offering less but I won't. If no one offers you a better RB than that then I really think you should take it.

Also I don't know why people were thinking that trade is unfair...

Sanders is Peyton's favorite target and Peyton's declining... imagine when the weather is way worse. I'm taking a risk with this trade but me & Moose would both be improving a weakness of ours so it's a great trade and should be allowed.

This nigga wants an elite WR for a nigga who averaged only 3.3 YPC and was outplayed by a rookie today.

Are we forgetting what Morris did on Week 1?

And instead focusing on a week where he faced an elite front 7 / defensive line (not going to be a constant issue especially in the NFC East)?

This nigga only got like 9-10 points

Man, ain't no one giving you a top tier WR for a RB2/3.

Burder wrote:

And instead focusing on a week where he faced an elite front 7 / defensive line (not going to be a constant issue especially in the NFC East)?

Didn't seem to be a problem for Matt Jones. You should be trying to trade Morris for that nigga, actually.

Man we already told Burdur we're vetoing his ripoff trades.

Stop sabotaging Moose's team.

If you were in his position you'd be trying to trade Thomas for a legit RB. And Morris is the best offer he's gotten and is seriously pretty fair, especially for his circumstance. Also... Thomas has only scored 6 and 11 this season... less than Morris has.

And Morris is still the #1 RB.

Morris is a backup now. You aren't kidding anyone. You might as well stop.