Former WWE and WCW star Virgil, best known as “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase’s bodyguard, has launched a GoFundMe campaign asking fans to make him the next Million Dollar Man.

The description for the campaign is as follows:

“Remember me? I am Mike Jones AKA Wrestling Superstar Virgil. I am the real deal. I have been around the world 30 times and my life has always been about the hustle. I started out in the old WWF as the bodyguard of the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase and said to myself now it is now MY TIME to be the Millionaire. If you have watched wrestling than you know who I am. I will inspire you that million dollar dreams can come true. Show your love for your favorite wrestler ever by giving me $1, $10, $100, s–t $1000 and make me a MILLIONAIRE. You could make this happen and I will forever be grateful. Everyday I hustle and now I am trying to show the world that this dog can be taught new tricks!”

Wow. I thought that image of him sat on his own with a giant ass sign of his name looked sad...this is truly pathetic.

He wants $1 million and you got fuck all in return? lol.

https://twitter.com/therealvirgil

Just read some of these tweets....lol.

He's living every day like P Diddy.

It all makes sense now.

Get a life, lazy bum.

I will happily donate by leaving a crisp $1 bill in the tip jar of whatever Burger King that Virgil is working for these days.