Before you read this, make sure you have some tissues ready, because shit's about to make you cry.

Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns is a man.
Do you know what else is a man?
That's right.
An average man.
"Man" has 3 letters.
Roman Reigns was part of S.H.I.E.L.D. which had 3 members.
3x3=9
7 ate 9, therefore we are left with 7 who ate 9.
There are 7 days in a week.
Week.
"Week" rhymes with "leak".
Leak.
Men pee by taking a leak.
Pee.
Even Superman has to pee.
Roman Reigns is becoming the next WWE Superman, he even has a Superman Punch.
Do you know what Superman and Roman Reigns have in common?
That's right.
They both have two eyes.
2+2=4
There are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of WrestleMania.
WrestleMania is where Roman Reigns will Superman Punch Brock Lesnar.
There are 11 letters in "Brock Lesnar".
"11" rhymes with "tree of heaven".
Tree.
Trees are made out of wood.
Do you know what else is made out of wood?
That's right.
The torches set on fire from a mob of people when Roman Reigns walks out of WrestleMania as champion.
Walks.
"Walk" is a song by Pantera.
Is there where Vince McMahon gets his idea of Roman Reigns walking out of WrestleMania as champion?
Let's find out!
Man walking involves two legs.
Roman also has two legs.
So... 2+2=4
Roman has four limbs.
Brock Lesnar has two legs, unless you count him crawling on all fours when Roman Reigns Superman Punches him.
4/4 = 1.
The Illuminati has 1 eye.
Roman Reigns is Illuminati confirmed.

dafuq did I just read?

HAHAHAHAHAH

Zanon wrote:

dafuq did I just read?

Undeniable proof of Roman Reigns being Illuminati confirmed.

This is 100% true.

My personal favourite part:

"There are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of WrestleMania."

Brilliant!

The Illuminati has one eye. Put another beside it, that's two eyes.

You know who else has two eyes?

CM Punk.

Return confirmed.

The Marvelous Myke Hunt wrote:

There are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of WrestleMania.

Holy shit I never realized that. It all makes sense now.


Much spooky, need to go get some fresh air.

More proof:

Roman Reigns is 6'3".
You know who else is 6'3"?
That's right.
Brock Lesnar.
Brock Lesnar has never won the Women's/Divas Championship.
You know who else never won the Women's/Divas Championship?
That's right.
Doink the Clown.
Doink the Clown has green hair.
You know what else is green?
That's right.
A United States Dollar Bill.
There's a pyramid with an eye on the back of a United States Dollar Bill.
Roman Reigns is Illuminati confirmed.

This seems very legit.

Done.

The Illuminati will prevail at WrestleMania

I am utterly shocked. I have never been a conspiracy theorist, but this changes everything.

MORE PROOF!!!!11

Razor is shocked, not even mad.

I hope your job gets bombed by terrorists while you're at work.

Batman wrote:

I hope your job gets bombed by terrorists while you're at work.

I'll have drugs to heal me.