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EG Deal has already made it into the ring, coming off the back of a great win against Issac on the latter’s debut, where he continued his triumphant return to XWA again. He also debuted his new theme song, an instrumental version of Lana Del Ray’s “Dark Paradise”. Tonight, on the Roulette Vendetta Show, his match against XWA Veteran and former World Champion Razor Xtreme was drawn for an extreme “Ambulance Match”, where the winner has to put his opponent in an ambulance, certainly a moment the loser can’t enjoy. After a few moments of waiting, the guitar intro of Rise Against’s “Zero Visibality” hits the arena, procceding a huge amount of jeers from the XWA faithful. Strangely enough however, “The Rated Y2X Superstar” doesn’t come out after the lyrics have started flowing, instead taking a “shortcut”.

Razor is witnessed on the apron behind Deal, as the Egyptian is alarmed by the surprise increase of shouts and boos of the fans. He turns around, wondering where Razor is, before he gets underhandedly attacked by the Californian, who jumps on the top rope, leaping at his foe with a Sprignboard Clothesline! The referee rings the bell abruptly as The Golden Eagle staggers backwards, affected by the shock factor of this sneaky, fraudulent yet smart offence. Xtreme lands on his feet, immediately going after his foe as he leaps up in the air, damaging Deal right at the chest with a Dropkick! Again, “The Destiny Holder” doesn’t get grounded, but this time he bends down and covers his chest, letting out a slight yell of pain as Razor lands on an all-fours position, pushing up to a vertical base at once. Keeping the sudden and effective assault going, the Los Angeles-native holds Deal by the wrist with both of his palms, managing to turn the Egyptian around before elevating his leg diagonally, striking Deal right in the cranium with a brutal Roundhouse Kick, one of his many Signature Moves! Finally this time, the gigantic Egyptian lands on his back, as he tends to his head with one hand. Feeling like he hasn’t done enough, Razor Xtreme doesn’t give his opposition a chance to take a breath, putting one knee on either side of his body as he arrives like a hurricane with fists and punches over Deal’s face. He balls up his hands and just dominates EG, giving him one punch after another, as EG tries to protect his precious face, but he isn’t able to avoid a lot of them. After feeling he has inflicted enough damage for the time being, “XWA’s Savior” gets off Deal, generating a huge amount of hate from the fans, as they absolutely despise seeing Razor Xtreme in a winning situation. E.G., agonized and marred on the ring, blankets his face with both of his hands and rolls around the ring, attempting to force the pain out of him. Xtreme plans the next step in his mind, heading towards the corner nearest to him, preparing himself. Deal on the otherhand starts to stir around, getting his head up as he nurses his chest and his skull repeatedly. The former RSD Champion manages to sit up, but he soon realises that was a bad mistake, as Xtreme starts darting at his opponent, looking to put the nail in the coffin, overwhelming him with his knees as he drops and performs a vicious Shining Wizard, which takes EG completely out!

With authority, Razor drives his enemy into the ring, colliding into the Egyptian’s face with his knees. Razor instantaneously heads towards ringside, perhaps looking to bring weapons into his arsenal, as Deal twirls around the ring, trying to regroup as he tends to his eye, which seems to be the part that was damaged the most. The Egyptian eventually makes his way out of the squared circle, landing on his feet and resting by the barricade as he tries to catch his breath, something he wasn't able to do since the start of the match. Razor, on the other side, is seen on his knees, as he pulls up the apron cover, looking for something under the ring to assist him put the match to rest. After a few moments of searching, he pulls out an extreme-looking Kendo Stick, which prompts Xtreme to smile widely, as the camera zooms in on the vicious weapon. Razor goes around the ring, moving in the direction of Deal who seems to have recuperated slightly, after he was allowed enough time by Razor, something the Californian may regret soon. Xtreme tries to catch his rival by surprise, immediately swinging the Stick as he gets near EG, but The Real Deal manages to avoid the incoming woe, JUST getting out of the way in the last possible second, forcing Razor to smash the commentary table with the stick, creating a loud thud, prompting both commentators to stand up and protect themselves. Trying to get back into the match, Deal doesn't waste a moment after he luckily avoided a huge hit. Capitalizing on the fact that Razor has his back to him, the Egyptian acts rapidly, connecting both of his waists together around his back, before lifting him like a ragodl, flinging him to the back with a German Suplex! The move doesn’t connect correctly, as due to the quickness of the move Razor was pushed to the side, but somehow it works to Deal’s favour as the Californian’s head horribly bumps into the ring post!

Suffering through huge misery, Razor covers his cranium, his feet grinding together and his body twitching as the fans cheer heavily, clearly happy that their most hated superstar is hurt. Deal backs away from his floored opponent, smiling cheek-to-cheek at his good lucky, before glaring at the Ambulance at the top of the stage. He advances back to Xtreme, yanking him up from his long, slick hair, as Razor dizzily blankets his skull, looking down trying to set his head straight. He doesn’t get opportunity to do so, however, as EG lets him go, grabbing the Kendo Stick from the concrete, before he swings it wildly, smashing it right into Razor’s poor sternum! Xtreme bends down and bolws air out of his lungs, screaming louder than a railway engine as he rests his arm against his stomach, his face turning into a pinkish red. E.G. doesn’t stop the assault at that, elevating the weapon upwards before he brings it down, colliding it with Razor’s back! Razor kneels, spinning to lie on his back as he cringes massively.

“The Golden Eagle” grabs a hold of Razor’s hair, dragging him along ringside before he brings him at the bottom of the entrance ramp. The Egyptian continues on the offence, easily pulling his foe up, before he holds his wrist, whipping him to other side of the arena and towards the ambulance. Seemingly dazed and unbalanced, “The Highest Level” trips and falls midway through, prompting Deal to come after him. The six foot nine giant pulls him up, but is instantly shocked as Razor upsurges in the air, driving his leg right at Deal’s temple with a devastating and out of the blue Enziguri! Deal’s body swings right and left, before he falls on the floor like a corpse. Due to the fall, not only is Deal’s forehead pained, but his back gets ached because of the concrete, leaving a huge impact on the Egyptian! Razor manages to get up to a standing base, his body still shook from the Kendo Stick strikes, his torso transitioned into a reddish colour from the damage, and his long hair all over the place from the tiredness. Deal twists and turns on his back, then his stomach, as the fans go back from cheering to jeering like a tidal wave. Razor spends a few moments bent down, stretching his body to fully regroup, before he maintains control of the match, as he grips Deal’s bald head and drags him towards the ring. The struggle is sheer at first, due to the huge weight difference, but Razor’s huge strength assists him to do it. After resting Deal near the ring, Xtreme’s plan is cleared up, as he jumps up to the apron accrobatically, before he climbs the ropes, one by one, looking for a huge-risk move! Balancing himself on the top turnbuckle, “The Rated Y2X Superstar” stares at his opponent, who starts to stir around himself, getting to an all fours position with his head still in pain. After struggling for a few moments, EG kneels up, then gets back to his feet, prompting a huge leap from Razor who transitions his body horizonitally, landing an Earth-Quaking Diving Crossbody from the top rope all the way to ringside!

The fans mark out, almost against their will, for that beautiful cross-body that just about killed both men! EG Deal moans, as he was already in pain, but the full weight of another man flying on top of you is enough to make anyone suffer! Razor grabs a hold of his ribs and tends to them, as he has been dealt a lot of damage there in this match so far. He manages to land safely, however, as the plush from E.G. Deal managed to make him cover a good amount of the landing. He gets back up to his feet and eyes the ambulance on stage and then notices that he may not have many opportunities to end this if he doesn't try to do that now. He tries pathetically to lift Deal up by the head and drag him up the ramp, but that doesn't look like it's going to happen. 


He drags and drags, trying to pull him up, but Deal is too heavy for him to carry his dead weight too far up the ramp. He manages to get him a bit up the ramp, before E.G. Deal makes a recovery and launches a big fist right to the already-hurt ribs of Razor Xtreme. The self-proclaimed "Greatest of All Time" holds his ribs and backs off, allowing Deal to make his way up to his feet. "The Golden Eagle" quickly manages to push his much smaller opponent back, as Razor is almost inclined to go up the ramp. Deal quickly pulls back and then unleashes a huge headbutt, striking Razor right in the cranium. The number one contender to the world title goes further down the ramp as Deal follows through. They are getting closer and closer to that wretched ambulance that would just love to take one of these two men with it. 


Deal grabs Razor by the back of the head and then pulls him back before slamming him hard against the barricade. Razor moans as he is dealt a bad hand here. "The Real Deal" then continues to pull him by the back of the head as both men are now up at the end of the ramp, right next to the ambulance. Almost as if by instinct - whether he was playing possum so that he would end up in the right place, or whether he was just out of it and realized he was close to losing this match - Xtreme quickly begins to throw wild right fists at Deal. Before E.G. Deal can retaliate, Razor decks him right between the legs with a completely legal low blow! The fans boo loudly, realizing that the man they oh-so despise has just gotten the upper hand once again. Deal moans and bends over just a little bit, allowing Razor to pull back and launch a heavy-artillery big boot, right to the big man's chest! Deal leans against the ramp, not being able to do much now.


Razor begins to unload with devastating, and very hard, right-legged roundhouse kicks against Deal's chest. Deal can do nothing but take the veteran's hard signature kicks against the sternum, and he is forced to just lay there and take it like a man. After about 3 or 4 kicks, Razor grabs Deal's left arm with both hands as he attempts to whip him. Big mistake, Deal quickly reverses it - using his weight as his advantage - and throws Razor instead, driving him right into the barricade, directly in front of the ambulance! E.G. Deal knows not to mess around now, and as Razor is against the barricade, tending to his mid-torso - which is in an excruciating amount of pain, Deal launches his body at full force, sandwiching Razor into the barricade with a huge clothesline! Razor groggily stumbles forward, almost completely out of it. He leans against the one thing that is close to him at the moment - the ambulance!


Deal takes a few seconds to compose himself, knowing he doesn't have much time to waste. He sees Razor directly in front of the ambulance, trying to get his footing right. E.G. looks only once, and knows exactly what he has to do! He has to hit the move he named after the flag of his beloved country, the Red, White, & Black - or as everyone else calls it, the Spear! Deal charges as fast as his monstrous legs can take him as he sprints full force towards Razor and the back of the ambulance. He takes a huge leap of faith - literally - and ends up regretting it. Xtreme - being the crafty man that he is, dodges it at the last second. Deal goes flying through the ambulance doors, smashing them down easily off that missed spear!