Due: Saturday, August 31st at 11:59PM EDT (UTC -4 Hours)

AJ Miller Presents

A Hollywood Highlight Production

THE RED CARPET ARRIVAL!!!

STARRING

'The Hollywood Highlight'
AJ MILLER

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The scene opens on a brief flicker through Hollywood. Fame. Money. Glory. Red Carpets. Fast Cars. Faster Women. This is your typical Hollywood video collage, showing off all the best sides of fame. Finally it stops on a shot of the Hollywood sign, holding the screen for a few moments before zooming out slowly, to reveal the camera is getting the shot from a rooftop not far away. The sun is high in the sky, the day a beautiful one. But after all, this is Hollywood. Is there ever a bad day? Finally the shot stops zooming out, and after a brief pause a man steps into the frame. This man is dressed to the nine in a suit, every inch of his long dark-brown hair perfectly in place. And when he turns and smiles at the camera, its a smile that has broken a million hearts all across the world. This man is AJ Miller, Hollywood Superstar. The star of the Jack Slater quadrology, which spawned its own parody film in Last Action Hero, Miller was last seen nuzzling upto Kaley Cuoco on the set of The Big Bang Theory as Leonard's cousin Ned. Miller gives a dramatic pause, ever the picture of excellence and then starts speaking.

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“Thats right people, don't adjust your TV sets! LIVE right here and now on Vendetta it is I, The Hollywood Highlight! For those of you that live beneath rocks, I'm AJ Miller, Hollywood A-Lister and Movie Star, and I come LIVE into your homes with some amazing news. See, recently my agent got me a new movie deal. TO BE THE MAN the life film of Ric Flair is coming soon to a theatre near YOU. And naturally it's going to star ME, because when you want the fans, you get the Miller Man.”

AJ pauses flashing a big cheesy grin at the camera. After a few long seconds he speaks up again.

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“But see, Ric Flair wasn't going to just let ANYONE be him in a film. He wanted to make sure WHOEVER got the lead role understood what it was like to be a wrestler. So he made a clause, whoever got the role had to spend at LEAST 6 months wrestling for a bonafide wrestling company. So congratulations AXW because it looks like AJ Miller is co.....”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“....umm, it's XWA.

AJ stops mid sentence and glares just a little above the camera, at what is clearly the cameraman.

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“Excuse me?”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“It's XWA. Not AXW.”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“Who cares? Honestly. Who cares? Its some stupid ass wrestling promotion with fans that have less teeth then brain cells. They should be thankful I'm gracing them with my presence. And who the hell are YOU to correct ME. I'm AJ MILLER Hollywood Superstar, so just shut your mouth and roll the damn film.”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“Uhhh....AJ......”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“What? Do you want me to fire your ass? Is it so hard to press a single button to record? Are you that damn dense?”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“Actually, I was going to point out the camera IS rolling. And was rolling.”

AJ stops pausing, glaring at the camera man for a few moments longer. Then we see his face fall a little as he twigs to just what has happened.

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“Rewind you idiot! Film over it! Take Two!”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“Sorry AJ, no second takes. You only get one take in wrestling.”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“God dammit! What kind of a shitty ass sideshow act is this business! Totally unprofessional.”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“Pot. Kettle. Black.”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“Just shut up and roll the damn camera.”

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“IT IS ROLLING!!!”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“DONT YOU FUCKING YELL AT ME YOU INSIGNIFICANT PIECE OF SH---”

AJ dives at the cameraman, and the camera gets knocked aside, crashing to the floor and a side shot of the Hollywood sign. Theres sounds of a scuffle, and after a few long minutes AJ's face appears in front of the camera lifting it himself. His hair is a little ruffled, and his shirt collar is pulled open a little, but otherwise he seems okay.

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“I'm AJ Miller. And I'll see YOU at WXA Endure.”  

—Off-Screen Camera Man--
“ITS XWA”

-->|| The American All-Star || AJ Miller ||<--
“I DONT CARE!!!”

AJ now throws the camera at the cameraman on the ground, and with a sickening crack the scene cuts out.