Eeyen TeamMoose
Posts : 14180 Join date : 2013-07-19 Age : 31
| Subject: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:39 am | |
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Gopher Love Bites
Posts : 9666 Join date : 2013-07-19 Age : 31 Location : Arlington, Texas
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:41 am | |
| The scene opens up backstage, where we witness Cultural Experience's members in their locker room, much to the delight of the fans.
Dominik Diveraz "I'm tied for first in the tournament, vato! Last week, that culo Mark Storey thought he would come into what will soon be my company and beat me? Ha! I proved I'm better than him last week and tonight I'll prove I'm better than Razor Xtreme."
Takumi Sanu "And I be right there with you!"
Dominik Diveraz "Sorry, amigo, no can do. Razor went to his hermano and asked him to ban you from ringside tonight. On the bright side, Caleb also banned Eric Bull from ringside, so there'll be no interference at all."
Takumi looks down, disappointed that he will again not be able to come to ringside for his partner's match.
Dominik Diveraz "Don't worry, mi amigo. In two weeks, at Endure, we'll face Razor and Rellim together in the ladder match. And, together, we'll become the new XWA Tag Team Campeones! Just like it should have been all along!"
Takumi looks up with a smile on his face and nods.
Dominik Diveraz "Now, I have a request of you."
Takumi Sanu "Yes?"
Dominik Diveraz "I want you to slap me. As hard as you can, amigo."
Takumi appears confused by the request from his partner.
Takumi Sanu "You want me slap you? Why?"
Dominik Diveraz "To get me ready for my match. Don't they do that in Japan? Just slap the shit out of each other to hype them up?"
Takumi Sanu "I suppose. But—"
Dominik Diveraz "No buts, just open-palm smacks. Let's go!"
Takumi hesitates, but eventually he gives in and slaps Dominik. Diveraz looks clearly unimpressed.
Dominik Diveraz "What the fuck was that, esa? I said slap me, not bitch-wack me. Come on, again. Harder this time."
Takumi again hesitates, but this time he smacks Dominik harder than before. This slap causes Dominik to stumble a bit and a smile forms on his face.
Dominik Diveraz "That's it, again!"
Dominik gets slapped a third time by Takumi.
Dominik Diveraz "Again, again!"
Takumi begins slapping away at his partner, landing lightning fast slap after slap. Dominik's face begins to turn a bright red, as he shouts out for more. Sanu, clearly getting way too into it, doesn't let up on the slaps at all, just proceeding to go faster and faster. Suddenly, without warning, Takumi raises his foot into the air and drills Dominik in the side of the head with a powerful Roundhouse Kick that nearly knocks the small man over!
Dominik Diveraz "Ow! What the fuck, vato?! Jesucristo, que daño! ¿Qué carajo?! ¿Por qué Roundhouse Kick me?!"
Takumi Sanu "I—I sorry, Dominik. I didn't mean kick you in face. I don't know what happen."
Takumi, seemingly genuinely sorry for what he did, tries to check on Dominik, but his shorter partner shoves him away.
Dominik Diveraz "No! No es bueno!"
Suddenly, Diveraz slaps the taste out of Takumi's mouth! At first, Takumi looks pissed, but he takes a deep breath and calms himself down.
Takumi Sanu "I deserve that. I sorry, Dominik."
Dominik Diveraz "Fuck, that hurt!...Ugh, it's fine. Let's just go so I can get changed into my wrestling gear."
Takumi Sanu "You are sure? You okay to get ready?"
Dominik Diveraz "I'm fine, Takumi. Let's just go."
Takumi nods and Dominik grabs his bag before the two exit the room. The show cuts to a commercial break. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:59 am | |
| Haha, I can't wait for these two to blow up but I don't want them to break up because it's hilarious seeing these promos. Actually hoping these two get the championships because they'd be hilarious as tag champions. |
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Batman I am Batman
Posts : 19334 Join date : 2013-07-23 Age : 28 Location : Learning maturity
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:47 am | |
| Sweet promo, love reading these. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:15 pm | |
| Awesome promo, really liked it. Love how you're portraying Dominik as the boss partner and then something psychological happens in Takumi that just led him to the kick the fuck out of Dominik. Enjoyed it much. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:19 pm | |
| This made me laugh. The lead up to the Roundhouse Kick and after. I love it.
I don't know how to describe it but you do such a good job with these two. I hope you keep them together. |
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Caleb HOFer
Posts : 1308 Join date : 2013-07-22 Age : 28 Location : Indiana
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:20 pm | |
| Your promos always entertain me, especially with the animosity between the two. I'm interested to see what will happen if you guys win the tag titles. "What the fuck was that, esa? I said slap me, not bitch-wack me" -Burst out laughing at that line. |
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Gopher Love Bites
Posts : 9666 Join date : 2013-07-19 Age : 31 Location : Arlington, Texas
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:24 pm | |
| My first thought when writing that was this: Thanks for the feedback, everyone. I'll try to continue making these two entertaining. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:03 am | |
| That was fantastic. 'Slap me! I said Slap me, not Bitch-whack me! OW! I DIDNT SAY KICK ME!' Great character development, nice tension towards a turn, and entertaining on top. Awesome work as always Snoopz |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Cultural Experience "Para México!" Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:44 am | |
| Awesome promo! I honestly thought he was gonna let out some sexual scream baha, but that's probably because I knew who wrote it... Anyhoo, epic as always. |
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