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Subject: M2.) Jared Jarusalem vs. Joey Jobberton Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:26 am
Due: Saturday, October 18th by 11:59 PM EDT
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Subject: Re: M2.) Jared Jarusalem vs. Joey Jobberton Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:02 am
Commercial breaks, showing the ref telling the officials outside to ring the bell. It tolls three times which signals the official start of this match. However Joey Jobberton still looks dazed after that short beatdown from Jared Jerusalem.
Ted Cedar: Why start the match!? Damn you Jack Hammer! Look at the poor boy, I don't think he knows where he is.
Joey Miles: Oh please.... These type of guys are expendable.
Ted Cedar: Don't say that! That's a human being in there!
Joey Miles: And he's about to get destroyed by the Great Malevolence.
Jared Jerusalem immediately heads on to his weakened opponent. He grabs the 2WWF veteran by the back of head, running back as he drags him along. Then he tosses Jobberton wickedly at the steel post. Joey screams as his shoulders collide with the steel. He then slams Joey backwards, causing him to fall back and hitting his head first. The audience attempt to rejuvenate the jobber's spirits, but it doesn't deem any good. The Great Malevolence crouches on top of the man from the land of the rising jobber. He slaps him back and forth. Even he's trying to spark a fight from Joey Jobberton. Jobberton stays laying at the canvas with his hands over his head. Jerusalem drags his foe by the arms, taking him to the center of the ring. He gets on top of him and raises his fists up, about to beat the 2WWF Wrestler with it. He looks at his hand in a dramatic fashion before letting out an evil grin. Jared starts drilling his fists at the facial structure of his adversary in a merciless manner. The referee, Jack Hammer doesn't seem like he's going to break JJ off of the jobber from the land of the rising jobber.
Ted Cedar: God damn it, ref! Do something! He's killing him!
Joey Miles: I'm ashamed cause I got the same first name as Jobberton.
The Hypocrite Hunter continues his non-stop pounding on the mush of Joey J. The repeated blows bust his opponent's head wide open.
Ted Cedar: JACK HAMMER! BE USEFUL! HELP THAT POOR MAN!
Joey Miles: My fucking ears!
Jerusalem puts a stop to his assault, his whole right hand is coated with blood. He wipes some of the blood across his face, making it look like some tribal face paint. A loud onslaught of jeers come from the crowd, but the Self Proclaimed Savior shows no care whatsoever to the constant booing. He picks Jobberton up to his feet, despite the feeling that Joey was like deadweight. He places his adversary's head under his pelvic area. Jared outstretches his arms around like he was the messiah himself. After that, he positions himself and flips forward and over - bringing Joey Jobberton with him and planting the 2WWF veteran head-first onto the canvas in his Canadian Destroyer called "Millenia". Even the audience couldn't help but yell out "OH!" from that deadly looking move. The Piece of Eden turns his opponent's lifeless body over and covers him.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING!
Jared Jerusalem's theme hits, joint with thousands of boos from the fans as his bloodied arm is raised in victory. Jobberton lays moveless in the mat. He may need medical attention.
Joey Miles: At least it's over for Joey, eh Ted?
Ted Cedar: This isn't funny! Jerusalem decimated the boy! He's inhumane! I miss the old cocky Jared Jerusalem. Now this guy's pure evil!
Joey Miles: It's called being Malevolent, Ted. Get used to it.
Subject: M2.) Jared Jarusalem vs. Joey Jobberton 
