Strahan's

Suggs

Ike Taylor


Also, the DeAndre Jordan one from the NBA edition preview at the end.

^ You should watch the NBA one. It's also funny.

And oh shit, about time they made an NFL one. That's awesome.

Poor Erin.

Yeah, I ended up watching the NBA one right after and then realized that I had already seen / liked that video on youtube and apparently just forgot about it.

I'ma send these niggas some "mean tweets" if they don't get me the points in FF.

Señor Drächen wrote:

I'ma send these niggas some "mean tweets" if they don't get me the points in FF.

There's gonna be a lot of scrubs getting hella mean tweets every week.

And they will be replaced

This nigga trynna replace his whole team?

Oh, & anyone who disses my squad is getting a mean post back

Señor 12th Man wrote:

This nigga trynna replace his whole team?

I SWEAR TO GOD y'all some hatin' ass niggas.

When we look at your team we ain't talking about starters. Nah, we ain't hating on starting star players in the league. Not the starters of NFL teams.

Nope.

We talkin' about BACKUPS

I love how the people talking shit about my team have more backups/guys who have NO shot of getting in than me.

Burdur's team:
Danny Woodhead *backup*
Jordan Matthews *backup*
Hakeem Nicks *backup*

The rest *just trash who has less value than any of my "backups"*

Nicks at least has better #1 WR potential than Wayne does. They're not gonna rely too heavily on Wayne's workload so Nicks is essentially a starter, and he's still in his prime as a very good WR. Everyone here underrates the hell out of Nicks.

Matthews & Woodhead are my only true backups, and right now they're at the bottom of my squad. Matthews has crazy potential for later in the season (not dependent on a starter getting injured either ) and I've already explained why Woodhead is valuable as a backup, basically he's dynamic.

So nah your backups that are the most valuable players off your bench don't even compare to the worth of my backups that are at the bottom of my bench.

WHY DID THIS BECOME AN FF TRASH TALK THREAD!?!

Seriously, you guys have issues.

Burdur, let me break this down for you, you garbage-ass nigga:

Romo > Brady
Brown > Cruz
Hilton > Sanders
McCoy > Peterson
Pierce < Martin
Thomas > Rodolph
Hopkins < Johnson
Ivory > Woodhead
Bradshaw > Matthews
Flacco > Hoyer
Jennings < Nicks
Britt > Austin
Kelce > Baldwin

Only 2 your players are making my bench, nigga.

Naaah, I was JUST gonna say that too. Drachen trynna turn every thread into FF trash talk.

Ok, disregard what I said for a second.


Romo better than Brady? HA!

Ok, what I said applies again.

Drachen feeling insecure about his scrub team.

^^
For fantasy value, yes.

It depends how many picks he feels like throwing.

Let me fix this tho

Romo = Brady
Brown about = Cruz
Hilton > Sanders
McCoy about = Peterson
Pierce <<<<< Martin
Thomas > Rodolph
Hopkins <<< Johnson
Ivory > Woodhead
Bradshaw =/< Matthews
Elite Flacco > Hoyer
Jennings <<< Nicks
Britt < Austin
Kelce who cares but =/< Baldwin

Project Shuttlecock wrote:

WHY DID THIS BECOME AN FF TRASH TALK THREAD!?!

Seriously, you guys have issues.

This isnt even a money league either. Freaking white people .

I talk way more trash for my other FF league(s) that I do with friends which ain't for money either (although I'm trying to make one of them start being for money ).


But this is why you guys are non-playoff teams in this league, though. First step, step up your trash talking to psych out the opponents. That's how Huh's a playoff team and you guys aren't. Huh psyched out some of the weak-minded teams like Mexi last year I think.

I woulda swore Burdur was black, too.