Following the epic announcement from the new XWA World Heavyweight Champion, Danny Diamond, where he revealed to the world that he will be taking over control of the feared group known as The Hopeful from the now extinct Robert Hope, we head to ringside where Polly Pocket is starting to make her entrance into the squared circle. With her theme music blaring over the speakers, Polly slides into the ring with a huge smile on her face as she skips around the ring, doing her pixie-shit.

That smile turns to a concerned grin however as her music has been replaced by “Come Out And Play” by The Offspring as the newest XWA Diva signee makes her way from the back in a very long robe that engulfs her feet, along with a traditional Japanese mask that covers her facial features. Instead of bouncing around, she walks down calmly to the ring. No giving the fans a high five, Kanako means business as we can only assume her eyes remain fixed on her opponent in the confines of the squared circle. Kanako enters the ring and takes off her mask all while staring a hole right through the XWA’s fairy princess.

The referee rings the bell and this one is underway, Kanako and Polly Pocket circle around each other, both of them looking for the opening to strike first and go for a takedown. Polly jumps at the opportunity first as she looks to try and hook her arm around that of Kanako’s. Polly tries to bring Kanako down by pulling on the limb, but Takahashi smirks at the fairy’s attempt by bringing her free leg over and smashing Pocket’s face in with a vicious stomp.

Pocket releases her grip on the leg as she rolls over onto her stomach while clutching her beautiful face. Kanako follows Polly’s movements on the ground as she follows her to the turnbuckle, where she grabs Pocket by the hair and pulls her to an upward position and throwing her into the corner. And then in true Joshi Puroresu fashion, Kanako unleashes on chops on Pocket’s chest! Slaps after slaps after slaps can be heard around the arena as the XWA loyal fans count along with the chops. First it went by rapid ones, until they became so fast the crowd started chanted by fives. With Pocket’s chest red as a beet and Kanako simply wanting to not exhaust herself, the multiple chops end at a whopping fifty. The crowd in awe from the viciousness of the assault, they can’t help but cheer for the newcomer diva.

Kanako backs away and Polly stumbles forward into the awaiting hands of her opponent who has now hoisted her up into the air, by wrapping the arm around her head and lifting her up into a suplex position. But Kanako has other plans as she walks over to the ropes with Polly up there and launches the fairy princess onto the ropes! Polly’s body bouncing off of the ropes and onto the mat as she lies limp. Kanako grins at her destruction as she once again lifts Polly to a vertical base and pushes her into the ropes...

As Polly rebounds off of the ropes, Kanako has turned her body in a complete one eighty as she throws out her arm and connects with the spinning discus lariat in which she calls the SAITO Lariat! Polly’s momentum turns her to flip upon impact as she lands on the ring mat in a heap, her body out for the count. Kanako slides to her knees and shoots the half to make a pinfall attempt on Polly Pocket.

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Laura Watts: The winner of the contest... KANAKO TAKAHASHI!