After a great match up between Cerberus and Nicholas Carson, the show returns from a quick commercial break, where the fans are in good spirits for the 4th of July week celebrations! Joey, in particular, is feeling in the party mood as we cut to ringside.
Cedar: "Andddddddd welcome back to Vendetta, ladies and gentlemen, and as you can see...haha...my colleague is really in the patriotic mood here tonight, isn't that right Joey?!"
The image we see of Joey is something to behold. During the commercial break, he has kitted himself out in an Uncle Sam costume! He he has a bright red, white and blue jacket on, with matching shirt and tie, and is also sporting a giant American top hat that is at least 5 foot tall! The fans behind him can't see a damn thing because of it, but Joey doesn't care. He also appears to have an overly sized cigar that is creating a ridiculous amount of smoke...he is also choking on it's strength.
Miles: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOORAH! God bless America, Cedar! It's the 4th of July week-long celebrations and I thought I'd dress for the occasion. USA! USA! USA! USA! Come on Cedar, chant along! USA! USA! USA!"
Cedar: "....screw it....USA! USA! USA!"
Joey gets up onto the top of the announce table and begins chanting his heart away, completely unaware that he forgot to put any pants on whilst getting changed. Regardless, the fans...and even Ted Cedar...all begin s giant "USA!" chant which brings the atmosphere up several notches.
Miles: "YEAHHHHH! USA! FUCK CANADA!"
Joey, for once, appears to be getting along with the fans...however the harmony doesn't last very long, as the celebrations are cut short when a certain non-American's music changes the mood.
The fans are not too familiar with the music yet, but after a few moments remember it debuted this past Saturday night on the returning RAGE! show...and the lady it's for is not exactly an American.
Cedar: "now wait just a minute here...who the--she wasn't scheduled to be out here tonight! Come on!"
Miles: "What the FUCK?! Do you set this up Cedar, you fat shit?!"
Cedar: "I didn't do a damn thing...I was having just as much as you were!"
Miles: "...if she didn't have the best ass in the company, I'd be REALLY pissed right now. However, I am merely just pissed."
Cedar: "Well the fans don't look to pleased with this, as Clara Blake feels the need to come out here!"
The fans don't even really care that it's Clara at this very moment, the fact that someone actually decided to interrupt this has annoyed them...but it does soon sink in that it isn't even an American that's done it! The boos become twice as loud, as the sexy Clara Blake hops out from behind the entrance curtain. The boos slowly begin to die down, but not fully, as Clara is looking even more stunning than she did on RAGE! She is wearing a American Military costume (pictured above) and is now marching out into the middle of the entrance stage. Appeaing to be embracing the American spirit, Clara marches on the spot and begins raising her arms up and down, egging the crowd on and they start another "USA!" chant as her theme continues to play.
Cedar: "Well, that's a surprise. I guess she had a change of heart since this past weekend. Good for her!"
Miles: "Holy hell, you see what she's wearing?! Quick Cedar, sign me up for the military!"
Cedar: "I don't think they'll sign you up for a variety of reason, Joey, that suit being one..."
Miles: "I'm ballin'!"
Clara marches down the entrance ramp, waving to the fans, clearly in a jolly mood here tonight. She marches around the ring and even stops to laugh at Joey, who is STILL stood on the announce table without his pants on! She then takes a mic from Laura Watts and climbs up the ring steps, into the ring. She holds onto her cute hat as she ducks under the middle rope and skips into the centre of the ring, with a giant beaming smile upon her face. She then salutes the fans and they are now giving her a warm reception, which is lovely to see!
Clara: "What do you think of my little outfit, huh?!"
The male fans give a loud pop, as it is very sexy indeed!
Clara: "This week is a BIG week for everyone in America, and I know...I know, I'm not an American...but this is the land of the free, right? The home of the brave! So I thought I'd indulge in the American spirit for this 4th of July week and what better way than debuting my sexy ring attire."
Cedar: "She's going to be wrestling in that? Oh my!"
Miles: "Hell-to-the-yeah! I hope she's not wearing anything underneath that skirt, Cedar, when she does wrestle!"
Clara: "But I think I got off on the wrong foot this past Saturday on RAGE! and I don't think you fans taken to me all that well, which hurts me. I mean, all I want to do is share this wonderful ass with you all!"
Miles: "DAT' ASS!"
As Clara looks over her back, her cute booty sticks out and the fans can't get their cameras out quick enough! The flashes that go off and astonishing, perhaps even in record time too.
Clara: "So tonight, I want to show you all what I am all about! America is all about freedom of expression, so that means I'm free to express my opinions...without the suppression of my clothes!"
Cedar: "OH MY!"
Miles: "WELL FUCKING HELLO ASSTASTIC ONE! UNLEASH IT ALL!"
Clara: "So, without further ado...welcome to DAT' ASS!"
Clara then drops the mic as the fans roar in approval and she tosses her hat out of the ring, leaning forwards and then flinging her head back, her brunette hair flailing behind as she does. Clara then begins to unbutton her top, before reaching down to her mini skirt and slowly begins to pull it down, pointing her booty as as far as it will go as she does. She pulls it clean off, revealing a very tight bikini bottom, that is a borderline thong. It has a pattern on it, which appears to be red white and blue. With her high heeled boots still on, she then reaches for her top and rips it off, revealing a bikini top that is covering up very little indeed. The crowd roars with approval...but then suddenly begins to start booing, as they see what the pattern of the bikini is now - it's the United Kingdom flag!
Cedar: "Oh now, come on, Clara. She had everyone fooled!"
Miles: "Oh wow...now that's like jailbait right there. If I fap to this, it's like treason or some shit!"
Cedar: "Pleae, Joey, stop being so graphic with your descriptions and for the love of GOD will you sit the hell down!"
Miles: "NO! I AM AN AMERICAN AND FREE DAMMIT'!"
Joey remains, pants-less, on the announce table...
Clara: "Oh, what's the matter?! Don't like what you see? I can't imagine that to be true...you can't stop staring at this ass even when it is in a bikini that ISN'T AMERICAN!"
The female fans have no bother in booing her, as they were anyway, but the male portion of the audience really is conflicted on whether to cheer or boo...however, it doesn't take too long for the boos to overwhelm the general emotion level in the arena. Clara loves it, though, as ringside wreslting magazine photographers click away at their cameras for close ups.
Clara: "You people are complete idiots. You brag about this country being a place where you can voice whatever you want, free to be the person you want, but the moment your precious little American image isn't praised, you boo a talent young woman, like myself, half way to hell! The fact of the matter is, I've been in this company less than a month now and I HATE IT! All your words are arse backwards. I ask a person in the supermarket where to find the chips and the moronic buffoon taken me to the confectionery isle! Even then, when I got to pay for your silly American goods, I get asked if I'm bloody Australian...AUSTRALIAN!! Then I get a mix of terrible accents in reply, which of course you people find funny, because you all think we talk like we were born in the 1500s! I decide to rent out a care for a while and everything is on the opposite side! I...I get shouted at for driving on the left side of the road...THE CORRECT SIDE! And also, what in the HELL is your fascination with cheese all about? I order a coffee and I get offered cheese to go on top of it. I went and bought this bikini and I was offered for it to be wrapped in cheese. I ask for a quarter pounder with cheese...and I get asked if I WON'T BLOODY CHEESE WITH IT!!! You people suck and this country sucks."
The fans are literally enraged by what Clara is saying here, as she prounces around the ring shouting at the fans her opinions about cheese, apparently. One good thing to come out of this though is that she is indeed in a bikini and the more upset and distressed she becomes, the more her assets move around.
Clara: "Yeah, yeah...go ahead, boo me because lets face it, that's just a front. You know each and every time you see DAT' ASS you'll be cheering me on. Well I'm afraid you pervy fans will only ever be able to watch...and never touch! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!"
Cedar: "Ok, now she's going too far here..."
Miles: "Cedar, I'm confused. Help me. I want to hate her...but...but...BUTT! I feel like I'm going to implode!"
Clara then thuds her mic down to the mat, as the fans boo her with all their might, as she raises her hands up into the air, closing her eyes and a smile on her face. If she wanted to piss every single American fan out here tonight, she achieved just that. Her theme music begins to play once again, as she heads out of the ring and swagger her way up the ramp, exaggerating her walk as he get yet another nice shot of her ass. She turns round at the top of the ramp and raises her hands in the air once more, before turning away and waving the patriotic crowd off.
Cedar: "Well then. That was certainly something...Joey, for God Sakes, would you sit back down already?!"
Miles: "...WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS?!"
Cedar: "...urgh, we'll be right back after this."
The show cuts to a commercial break, as we are left with the image of Joey Miles starting at his crotch.
"Joey gets up onto the top of the announce table and begins chanting his heart away, completely unaware that he forgot to put any pants on whilst getting changed."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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