I think they need to spent 97 hours a week practicing penalties.

Did she get caught in a mudslide? Eaten by a lion? Got run over by a crappy purple scion? Got dropped in the desert? Drowned in her hot tub?

I have no idea what you're talking about, and I will not be accused over whatever happened to this woman.

Why have you forsaken meeee?

In my eyes forsaken you?
In my thoughts forsaken you?
In my heart forsaken you?

Because you're a prick.

True. I wouldn't be friends with me if I were someone else either.

Ooh. That wasn't a question.

Uhhh..
List 5 reasons someone WOULD wanna be friends with me.

I wrote five reasons (most of them comedic), but then XWA stopped working for me and I lost them, so fuck it.

1) You're a pretty cool dude.

which is basically reason enough to be friends with anyone in my book.

Aw -
-I wanted to see those comedic reasons.
- <3

I can't remember them all, but one was that your horses could come in handy to someone who partakes in jousting tournaments.

Do you prefer Moyes getting Luke Shaw or Leighton Baines?

Shaw, easily.

Why are you orange again?

Too much false tan.

Why tamper with perfect white skin? - Hitler o/

To be honest, I'm so white I'd probably still be white even if I did try fake tan. Like it'd just bounce off my body.

At least you're a bit tanner than Sheamus.

Do you think Claudio Marchisio or Toni Kroos would be good additions to the Manchester United squad?

Carrick or Fletcher?

What do you think of Nani?

Seeing as they're both centre midfielders who have two legs, I think they'd definitely be an improvement. Seriously though, I can't say too much about either of them, because I haven't watched many of their matches, Last time I saw Kroos he looked really good, but I can't be sure.

Tough one. I'm going to say Fletcher, just because I think it's really admirable how he's come back from that illness. In terms of talent, Carrick probably edges it, but Fletcher is my personal favourite of the two.

I think he's injured right now? But then, I don't think Moyes was picking him when he was healthy, so not sure that makes much of a difference. He's a bit of a strange one, because I think he's our best winger, and yet Young and Valencia are considered higher in the squad than him. I think he'll be sold at the end of the season.

How long does a typical day of recording a game take to post on YouTube?

I've said it before but I like when you record games with a genuine reaction

How good are you at playing soccer?

Are you flattered when people say you're the best member and they love you?

Am I tolerable?

Just the recording? Depends on the game. Took me an hour and a half to get all the footage of the Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 1, but TRIHAYWBFRFYH took me twenty-five minutes to record.

I'm not bad. I only play five-a-side, so not sure about the real thing, but I do OK.

I suppose. I don't go out of my way to get people to like me, so it's nice that people are liking me for me.

Yes you are.

The whole process. Has youtube been a prick at all?

No, everything's been fine. Some of the videos I've uploaded have had copyright claims on them (for example the last Walking Dead video from season 1, because of the song in the credits), but I just clicked something that basically says "yeah, I know it's a copyrighted song, but I'm not getting money for this, so go and be quiet).

5 Favorite Villains?