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I'll take twenty.

Mick Foley is Still Good or My Face is So Gorgeous:
Which is more accurate?

WHEN'RE YOU RETURNING TO THE NOW TURN BASED FED WITH A 2K WORD LIMIT?

YOU CAN SURELY DO 2K WORDS, SIR

Meth wrote:

Mick Foley is Still Good or My Face is So Gorgeous:
Which is more accurate?

I've spent the last six months diligently researching the answer to this question. And after countless hours of exhausting research, I could not find an answer for you. So I did some soul-searching. Took a look at the man in the mirror, to see if the answer was somewhere deep inside myself. And then, a few weeks ago, Mick Foley got disqualified in a chicken wing-eating contest for cheating.

Mick Foley is Still Good.

Snoopz wrote:

WHEN'RE YOU RETURNING TO THE NOW TURN BASED FED WITH A 2K WORD LIMIT?

YOU CAN SURELY DO 2K WORDS, SIR

BAH GAWD KING I DON'T BELIEVE IT

A TURN BASED FED

TURN BASED. TURN BASED. TURN BASED.

HE DAMN WELL BROKE THAT WORD LIMIT IN HALF


I may try another brief run in the fed over the summer. I had an idea during my last run that would give a little more dimension to my Mr. Phenomenal character, so I'll keep that in mind around late May/early June.

Sexy

Would you do anything for love?

Chilly, I would do anythiiiiing for love. But I won't do THAT.

And of course by THAT, I mean anal fisting. Or scrapbooking.

No anal fisting?! And to one think you were dubbed the Closet Gay. My how times have changed

Who is the worst character you ever seen appear on The Simpsons?

Scrapbooking

What is your favorite genocide in world history?

Will you answer "all of them" or are you lame?

Chilly wrote:

No anal fisting?! And to one think you were dubbed the Closet Gay. My how times have changed

Who is the worst character you ever seen appear on The Simpsons?

Uhh yeah dude, the times have changed. Anal fisting was like soooooooo 2009. Everyone knows that it's all about ball gags and nipple clamps now. Duh.  

The worst character in Simpsons history was Armin Tamzarian: the true of identity of Bart's principal/nemesis, Seymour Skinner. I don't know if you've seen the episode, but in it they reveal that the Skinner we all know and love was actually a man named Armin Tamzarian, who enlisted in the U.S. military during the Vietnam War, and befriended the real Seymour Skinner, who was an army sergeant. The real Skinner went missing in the war and was presumed dead, so Tamzarian returned to Springfield to break the news to Skinner's mother. However, Skinner's mother mistook Tamzarian for Skinner, and so Tamzarian just decided to assume Skinner's identity and live out his life in Springfield as Skinner. Eventually, the real Skinner returned to Springfield and everyone hated him, so they all ran him out of town, and the judge declared that Armin Tamzarian could continue to be Seymour Skinner.



Look, it doesn't bother me when The Simpsons airs goofy, unrealistic episodes, like Homer going to space or fighting with George H.W. Bush. But in that episode they ruined an excellent, funny character by giving him a complicated backstory that served no purpose at all and had no entertainment value whatsoever. I don't think The Simpsons have ever mentioned it since, except only when taking the piss out of it because it was such a massive failure.

There are probably dozens of celebrity one-off appearances from that show to choose from as well, but none of them really stick out to me. But the whole Simpsons world, the city of Springfield, is so vast and full of great characters, that Armin Tamzarian will always be the worst in my mind.

Do you fancy me?

Eeyen wrote:

Scrapbooking

What is your favorite genocide in world history?

My gosh, so many to choose from. But like any decent patriot would, I'll fight anyone that tries to tell me that America isn't #1 at something. The genocide of the Native Americans tops my list, because it's probably the biggest executed extermination of peoples that everyone sort of shrugs off as "ehh, that was kinda lame." There was even a piece of legislation called the Indian Removal Act... but ya know, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Batman wrote:

Do you fancy me?

fancy: verb (used with object), fancied, fancying.
16.  to form a conception of; picture to oneself
17.  to believe without being absolutely sure or certain:
18.  to take a liking to; like.
19.  to breed to develop a special type of animal.

Hmmm... well I can only assume you're saying "fancy" in terms of 16, 17, and 19. So yes, I do believe in you without being 100% sure if you are real or not, and I would like to breed you to develop a special superhumanoid Razor-like creature.

I would like that too.

OMG I remember that Simpsons episode dude. I remember being like "WTF was that all about?!" when I watched it

OK, so you've told us the worst. Now, who's the BEST Simpsons character you've ever seen...and to avoid maybe an obvious answer, you can't use any of the main characters (ie. Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer or Marge)!

I liked that episode. Haters.

Shut up, Sideshow Ian

Ian...

Best Simpsons character is a really tough choice, because practically all of them have had some seriously great moments. Moe, Police Chief Wiggum, Milhouse, Troy McClure ("Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from..."), Principal Skinner, Barney, and Sideshow Bob are some of my favorites. But as far as the best of the best goes, I gotta give it to Ned Flanders. He is consistently one of the funniest characters, without ever having to try too hard. And Homer's seething hatred of him never fails to make me laugh.

Which current or former XWA member do you think could be an olympic bobsled champion?

Well to be an Olympic bobsled champion you would have to be really good at sliding, so my pick would be Mr. @Caleb Spires because I can't think of anyone who could be sliding into more pussy than him.



I miss @Caleb.

I can hit him up on Twitter and tell him to come around sometime and that you miss him.

Snog, Marry, Avoid:

Mankind, Dude Love and Cactus Jack.

Snog: Mankind. Wouldn't marry him because he may snap and have one of his crazy, pull-out-his-own-hair, beat-the-shit-out-of-Jim-Ross, keep-fighting-with-a-tooth-in-his-nose kind of mood swings. But also wouldn't avoid in case we get the fun-loving Mr. Socko-wielding side of him as well. So process of elimination there.

Marry: Dude Love. My marriage to him would be a blissful whirlwind of dancing, mind-altering drugs, and sweet sweet love-making. But the Dude is still a badass, so I know he'd take good care of me.

Avoid: Cactus Jack. He's a crazy motherfucker.

The Dude is packing some heavyyyy duty booty