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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon May 26, 2014 10:38 am

But the real question is... do you know yourself?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon May 26, 2014 2:04 pm

I have to confess that I'm always a little sad when I hear that someone hasn't heard of me. There was a time when I would talk to efedders and get "Wait, you're THE Vladimir Strife?". I've got to fire whoever does my PR..
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon May 26, 2014 4:12 pm

A brief history of Vladimir T. Strife:
1. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Vladimir T. Strife.
2. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Vladimir T. Strife is common sense.
3. Vladimir T. Strife and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
4. Vladimir T. Strife doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Vladimir T. Strife allows to live.
6. Vladimir T. Strife's watch doesn't tell him the time, he tells it.
7. Vladimir T. Strife is the reason NWA went Straight Outta Compton.
8. Vladimir T. Strife's diary is published every year under the pseudonym "Guinness Book of World Records"
9. Vladimir T. Strife defeated Chris Dolmeth due to bullshit reasons ;D
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyWed May 28, 2014 6:54 am

Way too awesome. Actually, though, I do share a birthday with Chuck Norris. I just went back and read our match before thanks to the reminder. It was a good one. I had totally forgotten that I pulled the elevated hardcore on you, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyWed May 28, 2014 7:40 am

You're a dick. I'm kayfabe using that as to why Chris got injured. It's your fault.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyWed May 28, 2014 8:01 pm

Awesome. I have to start keeping a list of the damage Vlad caused. I have 2 rapes, at least 2 attempted murders, and manslaughter though, so don't expect your injury to be reported too prominently.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu May 29, 2014 12:17 am

[quote="VladimirTStrife"]
Franchise wrote:
Chris Pyro (we're so very sorry..).

Love you too, Strife you asshole.

Why do you hate me so?!
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:21 pm

@Project Rebirth wrote:
VladimirTStrife wrote:
Franchise wrote:
Chris Pyro (we're so very sorry..).

Love you too, Strife you asshole.

Why do you hate me so?!

It's what Jared would have wanted Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:26 pm

VladimirTStrife wrote:
Awesome. I have to start keeping a list of the damage Vlad caused. I have 2 rapes, at least 2 attempted murders, and manslaughter though, so don't expect your injury to be reported too prominently.

Also; holding Kryptops' head in front of a moving car.
You sick cunt.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu May 29, 2014 10:02 pm

VladimirTStrife wrote:
@Project Rebirth wrote:
VladimirTStrife wrote:
Franchise wrote:
Chris Pyro (we're so very sorry..).

Love you too, Strife you asshole.

Why do you hate me so?!

It's what Jared would have wanted Razz

The guy from GWAR died shortly after, bet Jared's having fun now.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyFri May 30, 2014 7:54 am

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VladimirTStrife wrote:
Awesome. I have to start keeping a list of the damage Vlad caused. I have 2 rapes, at least 2 attempted murders, and manslaughter though, so don't expect your injury to be reported too prominently.

Also; holding Kryptops' head in front of a moving car.
You sick cunt.

Hah.. I almost forgot about that one. Come to think of it, I also threw his mentor into the trunk of a car and reversed it into a wall. Good times.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu Jun 05, 2014 2:30 am

What is your opinion on cheese?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu Jun 05, 2014 7:41 am

I love cheese. The best dishes I make involve it in some way or another: Beef and broccoli casserole covered in cheese, Shepard's pie covered in cheese, spinach artichoke cheese dip, cheesecakes. I would possibly commit suicide if I became lactose intolerant..
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon Jun 23, 2014 7:26 pm

Should I change Spyro's slightly creepy-circus theme to this?:
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon Aug 04, 2014 7:06 am

We haven't talked in like... weeks. Why is that?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon Aug 04, 2014 1:11 pm

A mixture of a few things. My workplace is going through it's busiest part of the year and the I got a letter a while back that my ex is taking me to court to try to change our son's last name. I've been going to a bit of a bad depression since then to tell the truth and just haven't been up to jumping into the chat as much.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon Aug 04, 2014 2:16 pm

"my ex is taking me to court to try to change our son's last name"

Wow. Selfish move from her.

Sorry to hear that man. Hope things get better soon.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyMon Aug 04, 2014 2:58 pm

Thanks. I'm sure the court will shoot it down, but it's still awful to even think about the fact that she's trying to do this.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu Aug 07, 2014 2:17 pm

Stab her in the cunt.
Not with your penis this time though.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyThu Aug 07, 2014 11:22 pm

Who's your favorite WWE wrestler?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyFri Aug 08, 2014 9:26 am

Currently, Bray Wyatt. Of all times, Mick Foley. He was the one that really turned my love of wrestling into somewhat of an obsession.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyFri Aug 08, 2014 10:22 am

Did you find the stuff for the e cigs?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptyFri Aug 08, 2014 11:34 am

I did. I just have to test mine a bit, make sure all the components are working Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptySun Aug 24, 2014 11:24 am

What's it like being Dadimir Strife?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Vladimir Strife   Ask Vladimir Strife - Page 3 EmptySun Aug 24, 2014 11:55 am

It's pretty awesome. Having kids just makes you feel incredible. You have a tiny person who just thinks you're the fucking coolest no matter what because you can make mac and cheese for them.
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