Have you ever watched some those old 70's slasher movies that are extremely cheesey by today's standars? Where the hero would runs over the killer and the killer is on the ground for a few seconds and gets right back up. Then the hero somehow knocks the killer back down, he turn around for a second and when he turned back around the killer was gone? That's what Kane vs Daniel Bryan is right now, a cheesey 70's slasher film.

How long has kane been beating down on Daniel Brayn these past number of months, and now because he has that mask he is more dangerous and a different person? Coupe of weeks ago he tried to drag Brie down into his rape hole and Brie with her awful acting was really making it extra stupid. But she isn't the only bad actress in this, Stephanie McMahon is just as bad. Is Kane's new name "The Demon" Kane, cause she keeps saying that. It isn't Kane, it's the Demon kane. I swear if I hear her say that one more time I am going to scream. But you know what comes up with she said that, I can't help but think of The Demon from WcW. The demon was meant to be a wrestler for the band "KISS" and if any of you remember that you know how that went.

Last week we saw Kane and Brie almost shitting themselves over Kane. Steph said they will bring their car around for them, but it takes fucking forever for them to do that. Did they wash it for them before pulling it around? Anyways they get in the car and for some reason the camera man is in the back seat. Then Steph comes out and said DB has a match. Didn't DB talk about having a match before, how could he forget? Is Del Rio really forgettable? No wonder he wants to leave if they are having people forget about him in storylines.
Del Rio loses to DB and Kane's pyro goes off. Fucking Bryan and Brie booked it. I mean they got to the parking lot in 3 seconds, holy shit. They try to start the car, it won't start. Daniel Bryan gets out to check what the hell is wrong, idk when Daniel Bryan became a car guy but he fixes it. Closes the hood and Kane is in the back seat and tries to grab and Rape Brie and she starts her awful acting and it looks like she is trying to do Emma's dance while she does it. Daniel Bryan gets Kane out, they brawl for a second. Bryan books it back into the car. Kane gets on the roof and falls off. Bryan gets out to see if the monster is alive, Kane sits up. Daniel then shits himself and drives away as fast as he can.

I mean seriously. This could pass as a C level Slasher film because that is how it's being booked. Brie can't act, Steph can't act, and I am sorry he is a damn good wrestler but when it comes to something like this Daniel bryan can't act. The only person doing decent and really trying to pass this off as decent is Kane. But even he can't save this shit. I just hope the buried alive match puts a end to this goddamn shit. Fuck this Storyline and fuck whoever came up with it.

That was a great rant