“Senile” blares out through the arena, making the crowd jump to their feet and start cheering. C5 Ion appears on the and starts bouncing around.

Laura Watts: “Ladies and gentlemen. This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Indianapolis, Indiana and weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds, C5 ION!”

C5 has a quick look around before releasing a massive howl, and races full speed towards the ring. He slides into the ring, hops to his feet, climbs a turnbuckle and howls again with many in the audience joining in. He hops off the corner and makes his way to the ring to await his opponent.

Laura Watts: “and his opponent, making his way from London, England and weighing one hundred and fifty four pounds…”

Static fills the screen as opening to “Spitfire” plays. Then “FUSE-BOY” flickers on the static making a good fifth of the crowd cheer while the rest look on not knowing who the hell this new guy is..

Laura Watts: “THIS IS FUSE-BOY!”

A loud engine roars and Fuse-Boy appears, cigarette in mouth, astride his trusty quadbike, with his giant masked bodyguard CRUNCHER!!! closely following. Fuse-Boy revs the throttle and screams as he launches towards the ring. He swerves to avoid the ring and ends up crashing into the steps. Some of the crowd laughed at this idiocy as CRUNCHER!!! was still plodding towards the ring. Fuse-Boy shakes the cobwebs out of his head and climbs off the bike. He rolls into the ring climbs a corner and looks towards the crowd while slapping his chest. He spins around and sits on the turnbuckle, putting his fag out on the turnbuckle and flicking it out of the ring.

Ted Ceda: “So we have a new guy to kick off the show, you know him don’t you Joey?”
Joey Miles: “Yeah, we used to party back in the day at 2WWF. Great to see him in the ring again.”

The two men circle around the ring, doing their best “tough guy” faces. The bell rings and they lock up. Ion overpowers Fuse-boy and irish whips him towards the ropes, Fuse-Boy hits the ropes and his momentum sends him back towards C5. Ion leapfrogs over Fuse-Boy waits for him to come back and dropkicks him right in the face. Fuse-Boy hits the deck and grabs his jaw in pain.Fuse-Boy quickly gets back to his feet and stares at Ion. Fuse-Boy extends his hands in a challenge which Ion accepts, locking hands the two men start struggling to over-power each other. Ion, being stronger and bigger over powers his foe and brings him to his knees. Fuse-Boy grimaces in pain as he feels his knuckles inching ever closer to the back of his wrists, shaking in pain he knows there was only one thing to do, unorthodox as it may be. He licks Ion’s hand, making him release the hold with a look of shock and disgust on his face. “WHAT THE HELL MAN!” yells a pissed off Ion as he wipes his hand on his kneepads.
“SPARTA!!!!” screams Fuse-Boy as he runs towards Ion with his arm out for a clothesline, which Ion ducked under with ease. Fuse-Boy staggered and turned around only to be greeted with discus elbow smash to his jaw, Fuse-Boy responded with his own smack to C5’s face and the two men began trading blows. C5 Ion gets the upper hand and after a few more punches to the jaw he bounces off the ropes, heads back to Fuse-Boy and smashes his head to the mat with a tornado DDT.

Ted Ceda: “Fuse-Boy’s showing a different style of fighting here.”
Joey Miles: “Yeah, it seems to be a C5 Ion’s fist to his face style.”

The momentum of the move made Fuse-Boy sit up, dazed, so Ion quickly kicked him in the head and sent him slumping to the mat. Ion looks towards his cheering fans, runs to the ropes before jumping and landing on Fuse-Boys chest with a Senton.

Fuse-Boy: “Cruncher,,,, plan,,,,, alpha,,,,,”

,,whimpered a winded Fuse-Boy as he looked towards his friend for help. Ion hears this and quickly puts Fuse-Boy in a sleeper hold to stop him asking for help from the scary looking guy.

CRUNCHER!!!: ”WHAT? DID FUSE-GIRL SAY CRUNCHERS NAME? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO CRUNCHER!!!!”

CRUNCHER!!! is starting to get confused, which is making him frustrated, which is making him angry. So just as Fuse plans CRUNCHER!!! steps up onto the apron, making the ref draw his attention to him. Fuse-Boy takes his moment and grabs Ion by the balls, crushing and twisting them until Ion let go, howling in pain. Ion fell to the mat in a crumpled heap with a tear in his eye, Fuse-Boy made his way to CRUNCHER!!! and assured him everything was fine now. He then sets his attention back on his opponent as he stalks his prey, waiting for him to get back on his feet. Ion slowly gets up, Fuse-Boy grabs him from behind and german suplexs him on the back of his head. Fuse-Boy starts stomping on C5’s legs, determined to take out the high flyers greatest strength. He then starts getting cocky and throws his hands up to the adoration of no more people then he started with. Fuse-Boy then elbow drops Ion in the sternum and covers him.

1…
2…
KICKOUT!

“Bollocks” huffs Fuse-Boy as he lifts ion up by the head, whips him into the corner and approaches him at speed. He goes for a spear but Ion quickly moves out of the way and Fuse is sent crashing, shoulder first, into the corner post. Ion grabs Fuse-Boy and monkey flips him back out of the corner and sends him crashing to the mat. In one graceful move, Ion leaps up to the top of the turnbuckle and waits for Fuse-Boy to get to his feet before leaping off and smashing him with a clothesline. C5 looks out of the ring at CRUNCHER!!! and decides it’s time to even the odds. He runs towards the giant and leaps through the ropes, which was the first mistake as CRUNCHER!!! catches him and lifts him into the air with both massive hands around his neck.

CRUNCHER!!!: “RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CRUNCHER WILL CRUNCH YOU FOR THAT!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuse-Boy quickly rolls out of the ring with the referee and starts screaming at his friend to release C5 Ion.

Ted Ceda: “If Cruncher doesn’t let go then Fuse-Boy risks disqualification in his debut match.”
Joey Miles: “and Ion risks paralysis. Theres a reason CRUNCHER!!!, you have to shout his name by the way, isn’t allowed to compete.”

Fuse-Boy manages to calm down CRUNCHER!!! enough so that he just threw Ion back into the ring rather than brutally savaging him. Fuse-Boy and the ref let out a sigh of relief and get back into the ring. C5 is getting back on his feet when Fuse-Boy ran over, grabbed around his neck and DDT’d him. Fuse-Boy mounts C5 Ion and begins raining punches to his head before jumping to his feet and giving a cheesy thumbs up to the crowd. Fuse-Boy makes his way to the corner and begins to untie the string holding the turnbuckle cover on. The ref stops Fuse-Boy from removing the turnbuckle cover and begins to fix it. Fuse-Boy takes this distraction and kicks Ion square in the balls, making him drop to his knees and whimper. Fuse-Boy grabs Ion by the chin and proceeds to repeatedly punch him in the face before kicking him in the eye. The crowd start duel chanting for both men, the majority chanting “let’s go Ion!” with an audible few chanting “Lets go Fuse-Boy”. Fuse-Boy covers Ion.

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2…
KICKOUT!!

Fuse-Boy shakes his head in disbelief that he didn’t score the win and proceeds to hold 3 fingers up at the ref. He then pulls Ion to his feet and kicks him in the gut ready to get him with a stunner. However, C5 Ion pushes him away, towards the ropes and clotheslines him out of the ring. C5 went for another suicide dive, this time towards Fuse-boy and crash’s right into him, taking him out. He picks up Fuse-Boy and rolls him into the ring. C5 Ion hops onto the apron and starts bouncing up and down as Fuse-Boy slowly made his way back to his feet. C5 jumps onto the top rope, bounces off and smashes into Fuse-Boy with a crossbody, making the crowd explode with excitement. Ion grabbed one of Fuse-Boys legs and went for another pin, but Fuse-Boy kicked out before the ref could start a count. They rise to their feet and start taking it in turns to chop each other in the chest. Fuse-Boy started reigning in those chops hard and managed to out chop his opponents efforts. Fuse-Boy lifts Ion into a torture rack and starts bending him, before smashing his face in the mat with a Spark Plug. Fuse-Boy quickly drags Ions carcass towards the corner and hops onto the top turnbuckle. He gingerly stands up, turns around and executes his flipping footstomp called the “Expresso”, landing his move perfectly. Fuse-Boy quickly scrambles across the ring and covers Ion.

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KICKOUT!!

Both men get to their feet at the same time with Fuse-Boy being the first to attack, cracking him in the face with his “Swizzle Chizzle Mizzle” superkick. Zema wobbled on the spot for a second and Fuse-Boy lifted him with a firemans carry, he spun him around like an F5 but caught his head and DDTd him on the way down. Fuse-Boy scrambled to make a cover.

1…
2…
KICKOUT..

Fuse-Boy yelled in frustration and grabbed Ions hair, however Ion rolled him up with a surprise roll-up pin.

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2…
KICKOUT..

Ted Ceda: “A good back and forth we’re having now, who knows who’s going to win?”

Ion goes for a clothesline but it’s ducked. Fuse-Boy responds by quickly grabbing hold of Ions underwear, pulling them up as far as they would go before grabbing him around the neck and DDTing him onto the canvas. Fuse-Boy quickly makes a cover.

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3…
DING DING DING!!!!

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Match Six: C5 Ion vs. Fuse Boy
Stipulation: Singles Match

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Streaks of red and white fireworks lit up the arena and the XWA Universe who were jam-packed into the Live from The 02, in Dublin, Ireland for the final Saturday Night Vendetta as we are on the road to United Xtreme. Cameras panned the arena to show the. We then heard the familiar commentary of the voices of Saturday Night, the legendary, Ted Cedar and Joey Miles, as we were flown in to ringside after the backstage encounter by Chris Dolmeth before the show even started.

Ted Cedar:
Welcome everybody to Monday Night RAW! We are coming to you live tonight from Live from The 02, in Dublin, Ireland and we are so close to our next pay per view stop, United Xtreme. I can smell the extreme in the air!

Joey Miles:
Right! We've seen a lot of xtreme for the past years, Ted. I don't think anything can compare to what we're going to see on at United Xtreme!

"Senile" by Tyga hits, and the crowd starts to buzz. From backstage, C5 Ion emerges, and walks out to the ramp, bouncing slightly. He looks around and let's out a bloodcurdling howl before walking down to the ring and standing on the steel steps, looking at the crowd, with a microphone in hand.

Joey Miles:
What the hell is he doing out so early before introductions!?!

Ted Cedar:
You'll find out if your quiet.

He scrambles up a turnbuckle and howls again, and this time the fans respond with their own howls, as he looks dead at Fuse Boy with an intense look. Ion then hops off the turnbuckle and heads towards Fuse boy and meets him in the middle of the ring, as his music goes silent in the arena.

★ THE CREATOR OF THE MATRIX C5 ION ★
...Now Fuse Boy, don't take this personal...You've been away for quite sometime now. There's no need to try an come out here to get people to cheer for someone they don't want to cheer for. They get behind who they want.

The crowd gives C5 Ion a huge pop as he is speaking directly towards Fuse Boy.

★ THE CREATOR OF THE MATRIX C5 ION ★
...You know something Fuse...Your like a small dinosaur. Sooner or later, dinosaurs become extinct. If you are looking for the attitude and the real men in the business, one of them is standing in the ring looking at him right now.

Fuse Boy throw his hands out un confusion and frustration.

★ THE CREATOR OF THE MATRIX C5 ION ★
I wanted a match with you tonight and guess what...I got it...

Fuse Boy laughs at the idea of Ion wrestling him. Ion sits there with a smirk on his face and suddenly, Ion springs up with a drop kick to Fuse Boy, kicking him out the ring before the bell rings.

DING!
DING!
DING!

As the bell rings, the referee is telling Fuse Boy to get in the ring so that this match can get going. C5 Ion wants more of Fuse Boy, but the referee is trying to hold Ion back and Fuse Boy looks like he's trying to escape from this match, but Ion looks to pretend his not going towards Fuse Boy, but Ion drops onto the mat and rolls out the ring. Ion starts to swing around the ring post and up the ramp towards the fleeing Fuse Boy, and Ion grabs him from behind, and tries to get Fuse Boy back in the ring, but Fuse Boy is refusing to cooperate, but Ion gets him in the ring. Ion tries to get himself in the ring, but once he does, Fuse Boy is already on the attack on Ion by continuously stomping on him. The referee steps in so that Ion can stand up, but Fuse Boy is refusing the referee's counts, so the referee pulled back Fuse Boy to the other side of the ring, as the crowd is booing at this cruel act from Fuse Boy. Ion finally stands up, using the ropes and holding his left shoulder in pain. The referee walks over to Ion to see if he wants to end this match, but the resilient Ion says no, and Ion goes for a lockup with Fuse Boy as this match is officially getting underway.

Joey Miles:
Here we go fans, C5 Ion versus Fuse Boy!

Ted Cedar:
This is a damn match to open the show!

They lock up and Fuse Boy with knees to Ion followed by a snap suplex, but the offense from Fuse Boy doesn't stop there because he sits over Ion with continuous head butts to Ion. Fuse Boy waits for Ion to get up and Fuse Boy with knees and punches to Ion and then he chokes Ion, illegally. Fuse Boy runs his boot laces across the face and Fuse Boy with a knee to the back and he applies a reverse chin lock, but Ion with elbows to get out of the hold but Fuse Boy with a back elbow and knees to the ribs. Fuse boy slows the match down and with a knee drop and then he sends Ion to the floor.

Joey Miles:
What a hard landing for Ion.

Ted Cedar:
He is hurt I bet you...

Fuse Boy follows and then sends Ion into the ringside barrier, and then Fuse Boy rolls a motionless Ion into the ring but he can only get a near fall. Fuse Boy with a snap mare and forearms to the chest. Fuse Boy with a reverse chin lock on Ion and Ion with forearms but Fuse Boy with a head butt. Ion with an elbow and a leaping DDT and both men are down. Ion stands up in exhaustion and with a cross body and he punches Fuse Boy in the head. Ion leaps into the corner and he punches Fuse Boy. Fuse Boy completes the sequence with a neck breaker and Ion misses the dropsault and Fuse Boy hits an lifting DDT and goes for the cover.

ONE
TW-KICKOUT

Fuse Boy with a kick and punch in frustration and Ion falls into the corner and Fuse Boy with kicks in the corner and the referee warns him. Ion stands up and with an Irish whip from Fuse Boy but Ion flips out of the corner and leans against the turnbuckle, but Fuse Boy with a running drop kick into the corner. Fuse Boy chokes Ion in the corner and then Fuse Boy with a punch. Fuse Boy goes for a kick, but Ion blocks the kick and Ion with kicks to Fuse Boy followed by a back heel
kick. Ion sends Fuse Boy into the turnbuckles and then Ion sends Fuse Boy into the air with an back body drop and Fuse Boy lands on his chest. Ion goes for another move, but Fuse Boy pushes Ion in desperation.

ONE
TW-KICKOUT

Fuse Boy sends Ion to the floor, and Fuse Boy tries for a springboard drop kick but Ion ducks down and Fuse Boy crashes into the mat with great force, sitting up quickly, holding his back that stings from the impact. Fuse Boy tries to knock Ion off the apron but Ion moves, and Ion jumps up, swinging his legs over the top ropes, grabbing Fuse Boy with his legs and Ion with a hurricanrana, dropping Fuse Boy to the floor. Fuse Boy tries his best to recover, but then Ion with a springboard corkscrew plancha off the top ropes onto Fuse Boy and we go to commercial.

Joey Miles:
Ion is amazing as fuck, I tell you.

Ted Cedar:
Well lets go to commercial. We'll be back!

COMMERCIAL...

We are back and Fuse Boy with a jawbreaker and Fuse Boy tries for a rana but Ion blocks it and Ion hits a sit out power bomb. Ion goes to the apron and he gives Fuse Boy an elbow. Fuse Boy tries for a drop kick to counter a springboard move by Ion, but Fuse Boy goes for the drop kick too soon and Ion is still on the apron. Ion runs into a super kick from Fuse Boy and Fuse Boy quickly goes for the cover.

Ted Cedar:
A cover by Fuse Boy with great quickness.

ONE
TWO
THR-KICKOUT

Joey Miles:
What a response from Ion, not letting this match go at all.

Fuse Boy quickly picks Ion up and Ion avoids the clothesline and he responds with an enzuigiri, and Ion goes up top for the 450 Splash, Ion jumps off the top turnbuckle, flipping exactly 450 degrees, coming down onto Fuse Boy with great tenacity, chest first, executing the 450 Splash. Ion sits there on his back, holding his abdomen, but then he realizes that this match could be over when he hooks the leg, and then he rolls over miraculously and throws his right arm over Fuse Boy for the cover.

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TWO
THREE

DING! DING! DING!

Laura Watts:
Here is your winner...C5 IOONNN!

Ion holds his stomach, after he gets up off one knee and swings his arm in midair as he is celebrating the win that he needed. Fuse Boy rolls out the ring as he watches C5 Ion celebrate.

Ted Cedar:
Fuse Boy was a fighter tonight. Gave it everything he had. It just wasn't good enough in the end on this occasion.

Joey Miles:
It could have gone either way from where I'm sitting Ted.

Ted Cedar:
Can't argue there Joey.

Ion is still celebrating as the cameras head to the titantron to see the highlights of the upcoming United Xtreme PPV.

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